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Old 07-29-2009, 01:34 AM   #2971
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:44 AM   #2972
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What are you doing with all that dust and clay?

Now that's what I call the sound of fast relief.
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:19 AM   #2973
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Yeah, but what is that SMELL?


Two treadless tires, a half-eaten pork pie, and a broken bedstead.
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:56 PM   #2974
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Now then, what extras does your guest room offer?


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Old 07-29-2009, 01:49 PM   #2975
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Did you see a yellow Corvette with a black top and a smashed left front fender fleeing three police cars, pursued by Arnold Schwartzenegger with a shotgun on a motorcycle, go by here?


The collapse of world finance.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:22 AM   #2976
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What killer app did you just whip up with your iPhone developers kit?

Underhill and Overdale.
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:22 PM   #2977
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Did your girlfriend starred in a porn movie just to break up with you?

So as to be more identifiable by pedestrians and police officers as a member of the male gender.
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:34 AM   #2978
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Why are you driving that car?


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Old 08-09-2009, 11:02 PM   #2979
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What's for dinner?


I prefer to think of it as an exercise in restraint.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:12 AM   #2980
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Why did you kiss everybody but me?


An open window, three knotted sheets, and a smile on her face.
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:30 AM   #2981
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What can you recall from the night she left?


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Old 08-10-2009, 01:35 PM   #2982
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Why am I standing here with a revolver in my hand, a body on the floor, and blood on the walls?


Twenty, please.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:37 PM   #2983
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How many boxes of Viagra do you want?!

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Old 08-12-2009, 12:12 PM   #2984
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Where do you see yourself in five years?



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Old 08-12-2009, 04:54 PM   #2985
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Do you think climbing fully clothed into the tub is appropriate?

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