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Old 11-11-2003, 04:24 PM   #121
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Old 11-11-2003, 04:44 PM   #122
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Agent, can you say something naughty in french please?

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Old 11-11-2003, 04:46 PM   #123
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I just ate a pigeon off my front lawn. What do you think about that, hmm?

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Old 11-11-2003, 06:34 PM   #124
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Old 11-11-2003, 06:43 PM   #125
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:27 AM   #126
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what was the most arousing shot in the last porno film you saw?



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Old 11-12-2003, 01:48 AM   #127
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Is it normal for a co-worker to tell you that he has a permanent painfull erection and the process it takes to drain the blood out of said erection on a smoke break?

None of them...it is a cheesy homemade video...that guy has a hot body though...
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:14 AM   #128
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How many of those positions did they practice?

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Old 11-15-2003, 05:29 AM   #129
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What will be the next food item that the USA's president will pass out while consuming?



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Old 11-15-2003, 10:15 AM   #130
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What really happened to Moel?


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Old 11-15-2003, 10:25 AM   #131
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What would be the ultimate in electric "convenience-gadgets"?

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Old 11-15-2003, 12:02 PM   #132
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Old 11-16-2003, 12:49 AM   #133
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Old 11-16-2003, 10:48 AM   #134
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Old 11-16-2003, 11:38 AM   #135
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What would make the worst possible movie ever?

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