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chuckie egg · 11-08-2002, 06:24 AM

There was a young man called Bob..

Deviate · 11-08-2002, 12:32 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob

chuckie egg · 11-08-2002, 01:54 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy

Deviate · 11-08-2002, 01:57 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies

zefrank · 11-08-2002, 02:25 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies
5. And now he can't swim: he just bobs

Hamtastica · 11-08-2002, 05:53 PM

There once was a lady from Brooklyn

Deviate · 11-08-2002, 05:57 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'

zenbabe · 11-08-2002, 08:24 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made

amanda · 11-09-2002, 03:32 AM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.

dinzdale · 11-11-2002, 02:00 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.
5. then she, to the hospital, took him.

Deviate · 11-11-2002, 02:03 PM

(gotta do it)

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket

dinzdale · 11-11-2002, 02:30 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket

(you started it...)

zenbabe · 11-11-2002, 04:31 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor

dinzdale · 11-12-2002, 02:31 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more

AllegroNg · 11-12-2002, 02:43 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more
5. I gave her some corn and she shucked it

11-08-2002, 12:32 PM	#17
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. There was a young man called Bob.. 2. Who had gambling debts to the mob Last edited by Deviate : 11-08-2002 at 01:58 PM.

11-08-2002, 08:24 PM	#23
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn 2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin' 3. So TV dinners she made __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-11-2002, 04:31 PM	#28
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a girl from Nantucket 2. whose cooter resembled a bucket 3. As she laid on the floor __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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11-08-2002, 06:24 AM	#16
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	There was a young man called Bob..

11-08-2002, 01:54 PM	#18
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. There was a young man called Bob.. 2. Who had gambling debts to the mob 3. They weren't very happy

11-08-2002, 01:57 PM	#19
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. There was a young man called Bob.. 2. Who had gambling debts to the mob 3. They weren't very happy 4. So they blew his knee-cappies

11-08-2002, 02:25 PM	#20
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	1. There was a young man called Bob.. 2. Who had gambling debts to the mob 3. They weren't very happy 4. So they blew his knee-cappies 5. And now he can't swim: he just bobs

11-08-2002, 05:53 PM	#21
Hamtastica monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 12	There once was a lady from Brooklyn

11-08-2002, 05:57 PM	#22
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn 2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'

11-09-2002, 03:32 AM	#24
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn 2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin' 3. So TV dinners she made 4. and served them to her husband, Slade.

11-11-2002, 02:00 PM	#25
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn 2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin' 3. So TV dinners she made 4. and served them to her husband, Slade. 5. then she, to the hospital, took him.

11-11-2002, 02:03 PM	#26
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	(gotta do it) 1. There once was a girl from Nantucket

11-11-2002, 02:30 PM	#27
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. There once was a girl from Nantucket 2. whose cooter resembled a bucket (you started it...)

11-12-2002, 02:31 PM	#29
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. There once was a girl from Nantucket 2. whose cooter resembled a bucket 3. As she laid on the floor 4. and begged me for more

11-12-2002, 02:43 PM	#30
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. There once was a girl from Nantucket 2. whose cooter resembled a bucket 3. As she laid on the floor 4. and begged me for more 5. I gave her some corn and she shucked it