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Old 11-14-2006, 03:39 AM   #2401
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:36 AM   #2402
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Old 11-14-2006, 03:38 PM   #2403
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"I'm thinking of cheating on my hairdresser..."
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Old 11-14-2006, 04:00 PM   #2404
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:33 PM   #2405
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park.

A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench.

After a few moments, the woman asked, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replied, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," he said.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:41 PM   #2406
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Thanks to a now infamous Ng
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:53 PM   #2407
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I think Drew wet his pants on that one!!! That was really funny!!!
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:28 PM   #2408
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Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:14 AM   #2409
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one night the dresser suspects you are manipulating it so while you are asleep it sneaks up on you and eats you
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:44 AM   #2410
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Old 11-17-2006, 02:06 PM   #2411
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Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!
I forgot to go!!!!!!!
That was fvcking hilarious!
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Old 11-22-2006, 01:00 PM   #2412
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ATTENTION


ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.



YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:06 PM   #2413
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Old 11-23-2006, 03:43 AM   #2414
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Old 11-23-2006, 01:07 PM   #2415
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