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Old 10-07-2003, 04:53 PM   #376
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dear frieda,

well i would pay for you to go to paris with me, but you killed my plants.

love,

mom
hey! that was ages ago and i replaced all of them!
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:57 PM   #377
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dear frieda,

some wounds never heal. the medication is working nicely, though.

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Old 10-07-2003, 05:33 PM   #378
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dear beale,

will you pay for my trip to paris?

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Old 10-07-2003, 05:51 PM   #379
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Dear Annual Fall Allergy/Sinus Cold Thingy,

You are welcome to leave @ any time. You've made your focking point. I sound like Patty & Selma. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Hatefully Yours,

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Old 10-07-2003, 07:37 PM   #380
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go eat bleach and die.

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Old 10-07-2003, 10:07 PM   #381
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Dear Californians:
Please donít make a decision that you will later regret. Thanks.
-Me.


Dear Time:
Could ya slow down a little, please? There just ainít enough of ya.
-Me.
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:09 PM   #382
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Dear Guy Down the Hall

We would greatly appreciate it if you would NOT streak down the hall again. The pimples on your bum make our stomachs churn as well as blind us. Also we would appreciate it if you would not scream our names or knock on our door as you do this. We find it highly embarassing, and disgusting that you even know our names. We would also like that you not call our phone and leave messages saying that you are naked and "touching yourself." We are very offended by that and wish that you would stop calling and give our phone number back. Let us know who gave you our number so we can rip their nuts off and use them as target practice for our archery classes. Thank you.

love your dorm mates from #17,

Tiffany & Kayla
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:29 PM   #383
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Dear Mario Batale,

I want to marry you.

Love,

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Old 10-07-2003, 10:39 PM   #384
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dear eliot cowan,

thank you for writing plant spirit medicine and guiding moel along the trials and tribulations which make up his spiritual, scintillating life

thanks
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:51 PM   #385
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over plants? you better stop
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:14 PM   #386
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:22 PM   #387
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been there, done that.
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:46 PM   #388
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Dear Everybody
I think theres a full moon virus going round. I was rude to Slurp, I issued an apology on the limerick thread. It's too early for cabin fever, whasssssup?
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:48 PM   #389
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:49 PM   #390
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Dear Audrey,

Why were you mean to Slurp?

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