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Old 12-30-2005, 08:22 PM   #1
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Punch Lines With No Content

basically give me a punchline, but no joke to go along
heres 1



I thought that was the chicken!
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:02 PM   #2
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I thought this was the fiction project!
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:30 PM   #3
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A pony with lieukemia.
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Old 12-31-2005, 12:05 AM   #4
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Old 12-31-2005, 12:18 AM   #5
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Old 12-31-2005, 01:19 AM   #6
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That isnt a rabbit!
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Old 12-31-2005, 12:54 PM   #7
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It was delicious!
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Old 12-31-2005, 01:51 PM   #8
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Old 12-31-2005, 03:58 PM   #9
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KEEERACK, KEPLOWIE, WHACK, MMmmrRMPH, WHUMP.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:33 AM   #10
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huh, i never made the connection.

(look into bob and tom at www.bobandtom.com, lol, MR. OBVIOUS
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:12 PM   #11
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:12 PM   #12
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Punchline: Salesmanship

Ok, now fill in the jokes folks.
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:27 PM   #13
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okay, I'll go first:

What's the difference beween rape and rapture?
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Old 01-02-2006, 03:53 AM   #14
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Salesmanship?
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Old 01-02-2006, 04:56 PM   #15
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