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Old 10-01-2006, 03:11 AM   #106
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I'm sorry (no, i'm not) this is my favorite.
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Old 10-22-2006, 08:19 AM   #107
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Hey! Oh my God, is that you? I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!*

*this was actually said to me on a crowded subway during the morning commute.
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:13 PM   #108
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:38 AM   #109
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:59 PM   #110
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Old 05-06-2007, 09:01 PM   #111
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Que onda, guero?
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Old 05-07-2007, 10:22 AM   #112
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I'm sorry, Mother; I tried to be good, but the voices wouldn't let me. I hope you can get the stain out of the rug.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:23 AM   #113
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don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you donít see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then Iím sorry.
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:42 AM   #114
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No dear, those pants don't make your ass look fat.

(It's a multi-use phrase)
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:43 AM   #115
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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
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Old 07-13-2007, 12:30 AM   #116
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:21 AM   #117
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:43 AM   #118
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Neutral Tones
Thomas Hardy

We stood by a pond that winter day,
And the sun was white, as though chidden of God,
And a few leaves lay on the starving sod;
They had fallen from an ash, and were gray.

Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove
Over tedious riddles of years ago;
And some words played between us to and fro
On which lost the more by our love.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing...

Since then keen lessons that love deceives
And wrings with wrong have shaped to me
Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree,
And a pond edged with grayish leaves.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:28 PM   #119
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Baby, go down to the drugstore, and buy me a guitar string
Be sure to wear your coat girl 'cause it might rain
'Cause honey, you know that rain is bad for my guitar strings [oooh, *snap* ]
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Baby, I've tried your doctors, they just couldn't make me well
The higher I tried to climb the farther I fell
I guess it must have blew my mind sniffing the fumes of hell
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Baby, throw away my pillow just before you turn the light
All you'll have next to you now will be the night
I'll be somewhere wrong you'll be somewhere right
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Waylon Jennings
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:47 AM   #120
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