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Old 01-19-2006, 12:48 AM   #16
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Old 01-21-2006, 07:07 PM   #17
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:50 PM   #18
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Old 01-31-2006, 04:16 PM   #19
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Old 02-03-2006, 05:21 PM   #20
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The daisy of the field at sunrise is not fresher than you are I jovial affiliate too
compassionateand sorry and so reliant upon me to be so too that nothing she could have said
by this time Annamarie Fernandina laughed again and shook her head
But Ajaynow suddenly lifting up her eyes to mine and speaking in a different manner
very busy pouring out of a number of those vessels into one like a chemist and druggist
going with youbut on second thoughts I shall keep him to take care of me
They were taking leave of each other and Lita was going to embrace her and kiss her
with a will of your own With resolution said my aunt shaking her cap at me and clenching her
given all I had for lawful permission to get down and thrash him and let all
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:12 PM   #21
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Cool Short, perhaps; but to the point.

SENDER:............... SUBJECT:

Merri Jesus.......... SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY you
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Old 10-30-2006, 12:19 AM   #22
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An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because a line dancer pees on a fighter pilot defined by an apartment building. A ball bearing feels nagging remorse, and a radioactive buzzard goes to sleep; however, a feline squid learns a hard lesson from a sheriff. Now and then, the stovepipe related to another demon knows a somewhat fashionable cab driver. The cashier flies into a rage, but another bullfrog for the senator barely recognizes the lazily self-actualized hole puncher.
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Old 10-30-2006, 05:50 AM   #23
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This is from the first post. It's really a code message, this is what it means (roughly translated).

us , our meeting one may may code number 55, may being the 5th month it's been !.all went according to plan
always see let try open may a not an some put ,trying the new tactic
together see use , We both will be watching how it goes
work the upon may warm in. It will bring warmth (money) to us if it works
by on myself , again ! I have contributed the framework for our operation once again
goes or tell and thank or its So it's time you pitched in a little more, or at least thank me
some.A at sit today wash brown laugh blue after .Agent Adam will be at the park today on the bench, Agent Walsh Brown will meet him first, then Larry Blue after Brown has left.
A saw may by now write two .on it's The weapon supplies you are passing on may now be safely transported
it some kind a wish some. go it. Extra precautions have been taken for security of our transportation.
can it's see a grow it'sThe recruiting program is effective
may but Maybe her own when me write about white Report to me on Agent White, I suspect she may be a double agent
made was had grow goes because .A out keep My suspicions stem from a field report by Agent Adam.
tell our as how funny first what call what got Make a brief report to our manager on the success of our meeting and the non-personal elements of this report
.After any let start play You know the signal for the start of our next operation found eight yours I have reason to believe your reliability but green old big bring will but you know my doubts about Agent Green who is working with you.
.When away when under before saw before no .Deliver the next communication to me in the casing of the weapon supplies.
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:59 AM   #24
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....;.....B R I L L I A N T !


Seriously. I mean,

B R I L L I A N T ! !

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Old 10-31-2006, 09:59 PM   #25
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Appeared before him, eager to relate what he had done with Prospero'sthat Helena came that way, and, instead of Hermia, was the firstunfortunate king's malady and from being a loving and a true friend,
Simple yet elegant manner in which Perdita conversed with his son did heard herself accused, and noted a thousand blushing shames to start Beatrice protested, that she yielded but upon great persuasion, and
Asleep on the ground, and a large green snake had twisted itself about

To deliver them. Now this falsehood of Valentine's had no betterShylock, the Jew, lived at Venice he was an usurer, who had amassedPosthumus consented to a proposal of Iachimo's, that he Iachimoway the noble parts and graceful demeanour of the youth Fidele.
To leave him in. She must forget and forgive, for he was old and foolish, and did not wife, who began to think he had failed of his purpose, and that the
Helena for the story she now told was of Bertram's love for her

Helena for the story she now told was of Bertram's love for herfood given them. But I, who never knew what it was to intreat for anyof a small spare mast, such as seafaring men provide against stormswhich she was very subject, and remembering that she had often falsely
My false will overweigh your true story. Answer me tomorrow. Supposed page, the humble Cesario. On my black coffin let there be strown
So contrary to the experience he had had of mankind to offer him

Dangerous for a Mountague to be seen in this assembly, yet Benvolio,The watch by this time had come up to the place. A page belonging tocourt Hamlet sitting attentively near him to observe his looks. Thequalities and if he had lived, would no doubt have proved a most
Own goodness to entrap her first setting Cassio on to intreat her make her bed, and to lay her weddingsheets upon it, saying, that when though the many years he had passed in sorrow for her loss had much
His benefactor, which Ulysses cunningly dissembling, said, My name
Make her atonement complete, she sent for the remnant of Ulysses'sthe wife of Tyndarus, the mother of the beautiful Helen, and of thethe wonder of whirlpools. Which when Scylla saw, from out her blackmountains of the Solymi, descried Ulysses ploughing the waves, his
Princess Nausicaa was overcome she had been gazing attentively upon Let not my ignorance offend thee, great Minerva, he cried, or move queen his mother, but to hold himself in readiness, and to have his
To the Armour and the lances in the hall, where they sat up all night indulgence, to relate either all, or any part of the events ofbe as kind as possible to those you love and remember, when they are into the nursery to play with me. Ann was a little delicate thing, and
And, affecting ill health, speak some eight or ten lines which began in the way. The last time it was talked of, lady Harriot said her That morning I was very solitary indeed, for they had even taken the
I shall never forget how delighted I was at the first sight of theto the house of a female relation of my mother's, in a distant part the sailorboy would climb the dangerous mast for my sport. The rough
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:00 AM   #26
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I collect spam names. i dont know why, but when i read them aloud to my kid, he falls on the floor lauging. so do i.

http://www.audreyheffner.net/spamnames.jpg


my first list

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Old 11-01-2006, 02:09 AM   #27
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....;.....B R I L L I A N T !


Seriously. I mean,

B R I L L I A N T ! !

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Old 11-04-2006, 01:31 PM   #28
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funky..llook! lol

So far, I think this is the best I have gotten:

A garbage can related to a steam engine trembles, or a buzzard of a dolphin writes a love letter to a dust bunny about a buzzard. A blithe spirit near another parking lot starts reminiscing about lost glory, but a demon for a globule lazily cooks cheese grits for a paycheck toward a minivan. The football team inside some warranty returns home, or the almost burly food stamp graduates from an abstraction defined by a hydrogen atom. A buzzard panics, and a razor blade of the tabloid earns frequent flier miles; however, the hole puncher of a paycheck teaches a college-educated traffic light. The psychotic judge slyly borrows money from the temporal food stamp, because the cocker spaniel pours freezing cold water on the wedding dress.
Now and then, a pork chop eagerly shares a shower with the tuba player living with a customer. A plaintiff completely seeks a polar bear. A movie theater shares a shower with a chestnut. An eggplant gives a pink slip to the tuba player. For example, a single-handledly impromptu bullfrog indicates that a class action suit beyond another burglar somewhat avoids contact with an ocean.
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ddressed to their father, and written with all the solemnity of gratitude which a twelvemonth's abodeappeared dissatisfied. on the strength of darcy's regard, bingley had the firmest reliance, and of hisi can promise you, therefore, is not to be in a hurry. i will not be in a hurry to believe myself his firstelizabeth smiled.cheerfulness, but with no further attempt to distinguish elizabeth; and they parted at last with mutualaunt were all amazement; and the embarrassment of her manner as she spoke, joined to thecould reply to the entreaties of several that she would sing again, she was eagerly succeeded at the"it is nothing in comparison of rosings, my lady, i dare say; but i assure you it is much largeras he spoke there was a sort of smile which elizabeth fancied she understood; he must be



What the HELL is the point of this???? why do they have to add content?
what are they spamming for?
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:26 PM   #30
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Here lies Sam Shay.

and you're not wearing green."
Now there are roaches eating crumbs-
You guessed it-on my rear.
He greets me at the door each day
Could I have done my homework?
a million, more or less.
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
and we've locked the school's front door.
I did a lousy job.
Like history and math.
and a patch of poison ivy,
and there won't be no more tests.
and we've locked the school's front door.
When I come home from school.
oh so blotchy red and hivy-
When I come home from school.
oh so blotchy red and hivy-
oh so blotchy red and hivy-
When I come home from school.
and we've locked the school's front door.
Which makes my parents glad.
I felt it on my ear.
I think that's pretty cool.

What I can't figure out about this crap is that the above text was the ONLY thing in the email. No product to buy, no link to click on. What are they doing, planting a cookie? I don't get it.
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