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Old 03-06-2008, 07:08 AM   #2656
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How to proceed with the notorious lameassy people?


Couldn't be better!
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:48 AM   #2657
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How was your morning bowel movement, birthday girl?


Send it along to the lab.
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:26 AM   #2658
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So, what should we do with this experimental dog food that the border collie decided not to eat?

It's on the fritz.
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:01 AM   #2659
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Where's my Picklehaube?


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Old 03-10-2008, 10:37 AM   #2660
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This desk of mine's a mess - at which angle approximately have I put my lunch?


Just like a shy kitten....
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:34 PM   #2661
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Are your legs hairy?


I tried once, but it got stuck halfway.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:11 PM   #2662
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ever run for president?


it was due to the wart on his nose and his total lack of social skills
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM   #2663
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Why exactly did you marry this guy?

Because I lost a filling and my mouth hurts.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:52 AM   #2664
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Why have you drunk up this bottle of whiskey all by yourself?

Breadcrumbs.
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:45 AM   #2665
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Your recipe for Nuclear Casserole includes Plutonium, eggs, carbon-14, sausage, and what?

Untold ennui.
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:01 PM   #2666
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Why do so many people I talk to have that look on their faces?


That's my secret hidding place.
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:36 PM   #2667
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Why'd I found your wallet and keys buried under 3 feet of wet laundry in the hamper?

14.35 inches of scotch tape out to do the trick.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:21 AM   #2668
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Hey, do you have any idea how I can fix these jeans?

It's a bougainvillea thorn.
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:27 PM   #2669
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What's that thing hanging from your necklace?

Daffodils and cucumbers.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:48 PM   #2670
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What did you blow all your lottery winnings on?

Next time I'll just wait until I hear from them first.
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