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brightpearl · 06-30-2007, 11:53 PM

A Duck Rump is a fifth of Jack chased with an entire bottle of cheap wine (Cold Duck is preferable, of course). In the best bars, the effect is heightened as the he braman duct tapes (get it?) a genuine down pillow to the back of your head for liability purposes.

I once had an extremely brief and torrid affair with a total stranger after downing a

Knocking Willie

or two at a party. Good times.

Marcus Bales · 07-07-2007, 10:39 PM

A Knockin' Willie is a martini with a gherkin instead of an olive.

There's a little Willie that'll knock you on yer ass!

I've been hankerin' for a Barking Dog but can't remember the proportions. Any help?

trisherina · 07-08-2007, 12:03 AM

Two parts water, one part (non-toxic!) propylene glycol, served in a stainless steel dish on the floor. Aroo!

Remember those crazy shooters people used to order all the time, Oiled Brazilians? What was IN those things, anyway?

brightpearl · 07-10-2007, 08:31 AM

Oh man, I forgot about those!! An Oiled Brazilian is two parts cachaça shaken with one part coconut milk, the juice of half a lime, ice, and a teaspoon of sugar. The ice must be strained out, and then the surface of the drink is thinly coated with a layer of palm oil from the Elaesis Guineensis tree. Purists insist on a palm grub garnish.

It's early, but I could go for a Sleazy Squeezy. Who's tending bar?

daverbee · 07-11-2007, 09:35 AM

One part vegetable oil, one part gin with a lime slice and three tablets of any antihistamine on hand. If you use olive oil it's a Slippy Slidey.

I've got a hankerin' for a Seamus Martinez. Anybody else?

Marcus Bales · 07-11-2007, 11:58 AM

A Seamus Martinez is simple:

A shot of Bailey's
A shot of rum
A slice of raw potato on the rim
and a pretty little umbrella

But what about a White Album? I've heard of it, but never had one.

daverbee · 07-11-2007, 12:21 PM

One part sake, one part gin, crushed ice, shaken not stirred, served with a teeny tiny samurai sword skewer piercing a chrysamthemum.

How about a Wallpaper Paste. haven't had one of those in a while.

brightpearl · 07-11-2007, 05:21 PM

Hey, a connoisseur! A Wallpaper Paste is a shotglass full of poi floating in an ounce of light rum and a dash of orange bitters. Haven't had one of those since the neighbor's last luau.

He served something else that night...I think it was called a Phantom Coco. Anyone?

Marcus Bales · 07-11-2007, 09:53 PM

A Phantom Coco is

A shot of Coquila blended with ice, in a tumbler; fill with Coca Cola. You never even suspect the alcohol is in there.

We were out at a theme restaurant, a castle looking kind of place with a big fireplace and serving wenches and wandering minstrels for the ladies, and the drink special for the evening was a Stone Floor. We didn't dare order one, but does anyone know what's in them?

nycwriters · 07-12-2007, 02:22 AM

Paint thinner, straight up, glass rimmed with dust and a tiny little mop drink stick resting inside.

But man I'm really craving a Hurley Burley, but I can't for the life of me remember what's in it. Anyone?

Jack Flanders · 07-12-2007, 03:02 AM

A "friend" who went to this biker-bar said that her new friend ordered "one" for her. We think it was Jack Daniels and Jack Daniels and Jack Daniels.....

I sort of remember a real oldie - a Choo Choo Express. Maybe not. So help me!

daverbee · 07-12-2007, 09:38 AM

WD-40 and bourbon served in a carbide lined glass alongside a mug of root beer. Knock back the WD and boutrbon and pour the root beer over your head without stopping for air.

Ever tried a Welder's Mask?

Marcus Bales · 07-14-2007, 10:12 AM

A Welder's Mask is like Beer Goggles, except instead of mugs of beer, it's shots of bar brand whiskey, one after the other in rapid succession, with an unattractive woman chaser,

Not many people know this, but Captain Jack Sparrow's ship was named after a famous drink. But I don't know what's in a Black Pearl.

Anyone else?

seebe · 07-14-2007, 11:32 AM

Ahh yes, I remember the days of swabbing decks on the Good Ship Lollypop and Black Pearl drinks. Because we only hit port every 3 months we had to make due with what we had on hand. 2 ounces of very dark whiskey made from aged squid ink, mixed with used mop water, drank from an empty clam shell. A generous helping of salt peter as a chaser. On land, the salt peter is not necessary and is usually omitted.

seebe · 07-14-2007, 11:35 AM

I have such a hangover I forgot to mention the drink I use to make as a good hair of the dog. I think it was called Liver Saver, anyone know how to make it?

07-07-2007, 10:39 PM	#17
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A Knockin' Willie is a martini with a gherkin instead of an olive. There's a little Willie that'll knock you on yer ass! I've been hankerin' for a Barking Dog but can't remember the proportions. Any help? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-11-2007, 09:35 AM	#20
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	One part vegetable oil, one part gin with a lime slice and three tablets of any antihistamine on hand. If you use olive oil it's a Slippy Slidey. I've got a hankerin' for a Seamus Martinez. Anybody else? __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-11-2007, 11:58 AM	#21
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A Seamus Martinez is simple: A shot of Bailey's A shot of rum A slice of raw potato on the rim and a pretty little umbrella But what about a White Album? I've heard of it, but never had one. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-11-2007, 12:21 PM	#22
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	One part sake, one part gin, crushed ice, shaken not stirred, served with a teeny tiny samurai sword skewer piercing a chrysamthemum. How about a Wallpaper Paste. haven't had one of those in a while. __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-11-2007, 09:53 PM	#24
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A Phantom Coco is A shot of Coquila blended with ice, in a tumbler; fill with Coca Cola. You never even suspect the alcohol is in there. We were out at a theme restaurant, a castle looking kind of place with a big fireplace and serving wenches and wandering minstrels for the ladies, and the drink special for the evening was a Stone Floor. We didn't dare order one, but does anyone know what's in them? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

06-30-2007, 11:53 PM	#16
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	A Duck Rump is a fifth of Jack chased with an entire bottle of cheap wine (Cold Duck is preferable, of course). In the best bars, the effect is heightened as the he braman duct tapes (get it?) a genuine down pillow to the back of your head for liability purposes. I once had an extremely brief and torrid affair with a total stranger after downing a Knocking Willie or two at a party. Good times.

07-08-2007, 12:03 AM	#18
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Two parts water, one part (non-toxic!) propylene glycol, served in a stainless steel dish on the floor. Aroo! Remember those crazy shooters people used to order all the time, Oiled Brazilians? What was IN those things, anyway?

07-10-2007, 08:31 AM	#19
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Oh man, I forgot about those!! An Oiled Brazilian is two parts cachaça shaken with one part coconut milk, the juice of half a lime, ice, and a teaspoon of sugar. The ice must be strained out, and then the surface of the drink is thinly coated with a layer of palm oil from the Elaesis Guineensis tree. Purists insist on a palm grub garnish. It's early, but I could go for a Sleazy Squeezy. Who's tending bar?

07-11-2007, 05:21 PM	#23
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Hey, a connoisseur! A Wallpaper Paste is a shotglass full of poi floating in an ounce of light rum and a dash of orange bitters. Haven't had one of those since the neighbor's last luau. He served something else that night...I think it was called a Phantom Coco. Anyone?

07-12-2007, 02:22 AM	#25
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Paint thinner, straight up, glass rimmed with dust and a tiny little mop drink stick resting inside. But man I'm really craving a Hurley Burley, but I can't for the life of me remember what's in it. Anyone?

07-12-2007, 03:02 AM	#26
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	A "friend" who went to this biker-bar said that her new friend ordered "one" for her. We think it was Jack Daniels and Jack Daniels and Jack Daniels..... I sort of remember a real oldie - a Choo Choo Express. Maybe not. So help me!

07-12-2007, 09:38 AM	#27
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	WD-40 and bourbon served in a carbide lined glass alongside a mug of root beer. Knock back the WD and boutrbon and pour the root beer over your head without stopping for air. Ever tried a Welder's Mask? __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-14-2007, 10:12 AM	#28
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A Welder's Mask is like Beer Goggles, except instead of mugs of beer, it's shots of bar brand whiskey, one after the other in rapid succession, with an unattractive woman chaser, Not many people know this, but Captain Jack Sparrow's ship was named after a famous drink. But I don't know what's in a Black Pearl. Anyone else? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-14-2007, 11:32 AM	#29
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Ahh yes, I remember the days of swabbing decks on the Good Ship Lollypop and Black Pearl drinks. Because we only hit port every 3 months we had to make due with what we had on hand. 2 ounces of very dark whiskey made from aged squid ink, mixed with used mop water, drank from an empty clam shell. A generous helping of salt peter as a chaser. On land, the salt peter is not necessary and is usually omitted.

07-14-2007, 11:35 AM	#30
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	I have such a hangover I forgot to mention the drink I use to make as a good hair of the dog. I think it was called Liver Saver, anyone know how to make it?

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