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Old 07-09-2008, 02:09 AM   #136
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In hell, you eternally have the sense that you've stepped in wetness while only wearing socks
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:29 AM   #137
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In hell, you eternally have the sense that you've stepped in wetness while only wearing socks
that's an exceptionally good example of hell-horrible ness


In hell, gooseshit is a colour, a smell, a taste, a kind of food, and, eventually the ultimate reality.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:45 AM   #138
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:00 PM   #139
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In hell, all your clothes are black, and all the pets are white.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:04 PM   #140
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:45 PM   #141
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In hell, everyone can read your mind.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:54 PM   #142
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in hell, you get upset when people read your mind.
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:27 PM   #143
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in hell, people know when you get upset, because they can read your mind.
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:53 PM   #144
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in hell, everyone knows when you get upset because they can read your mind, but nobody cares how you feel.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:40 PM   #145
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in hell, there are no feelings
people feel numb, surrounded by utter dullness, lives devoid of purpose
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:44 PM   #146
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in hell, there are no feelings
people feel numb, surrounded by utter dullness, lives devoid of purpose
I thought that was "at work" ...

In hell you're always dreaming you're at the big dance and have no pants on, and then you realize that you're not dreaming.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:50 PM   #147
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In hell, no song you hear puts you in a good mood... especially this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AVTj...eature=related
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:16 AM   #148
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In hell, street-teaming has assumed a whole new look!
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:51 PM   #149
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In hell all the newbies to this site are so psychic that people start feeling paranoid for no reason.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:03 PM   #150
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in hell, you don't know how not to get riled up by psychic newbie trolls
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