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MoJoRiSin · 11-08-2008, 12:56 PM

http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

scroll down a little to find it

the "before" and "after" shots : )

brightpearl · 11-10-2008, 06:56 PM

YsaPur EsChomuw · 11-11-2008, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe

I did manage to convince most of the people who tried one that they were in fact 'genuine rats' tongues from Chinatown', and only told the truth afterwards.

Brynn · 11-11-2008, 04:51 AM

Republicans, it's worse than you think

xfox · 11-11-2008, 12:28 PM

If you have time take this test

MoJoRiSin · 11-13-2008, 01:54 PM

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics
************************************************** *************

Subject: Madame.
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row... where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."
"Yes; I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."

magdalen · 11-14-2008, 04:33 AM

Nostril Ballet from The Ada's

Jaime · 11-15-2008, 02:04 AM

magdalen · 11-17-2008, 05:00 AM

"DO I HEAR THIS CORRECTLY? MÍRJAM IS GONNA COOK .."

YsaPur EsChomuw · 11-18-2008, 11:07 AM

A language school that was opened in my town is called New Speak

I don't know, probably for politicians and economists?

MoJoRiSin · 11-18-2008, 04:27 PM

"When do we get to vote on straight marriage?"

this is interesting ?

http://www.biblegateway.com/topical/...earch=marriage

Brynn · 11-18-2008, 09:47 PM

AllegroNg · 11-19-2008, 04:52 PM

Roomba Driver!!

Jack Flanders · 11-21-2008, 03:51 AM

ok - plug it in.

YsaPur EsChomuw · 11-21-2008, 10:42 AM

11-08-2008, 12:56 PM	#3541
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/ scroll down a little to find it the "before" and "after" shots : ) __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

11-11-2008, 04:51 AM	#3544
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Republicans, it's worse than you think __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-13-2008, 01:54 PM	#3546
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics ************************************************ ********* Subject: Madame. The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row... where are you from?" The old man replied, "I am from Minsk." "Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there." "Yes; I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you." __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.**

11-15-2008, 02:04 AM	#3548
Jaime Gone Daydreaming Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 428	Last edited by Jaime : 11-15-2008 at 02:07 AM.

11-18-2008, 04:27 PM	#3551
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	"When do we get to vote on straight marriage?" this is interesting ? http://www.biblegateway.com/topical/...earch=marriage __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. Last edited by MoJoRiSin : 11-18-2008 at 04:56 PM.

11-10-2008, 06:56 PM	#3542
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749

11-11-2008, 12:28 PM	#3545
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	If you have time take this test

11-14-2008, 04:33 AM	#3547
magdalen OOwdevie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: rotterdam Posts: 1,455	Nostril Ballet from The Ada's

11-17-2008, 05:00 AM	#3549
magdalen OOwdevie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: rotterdam Posts: 1,455	"DO I HEAR THIS CORRECTLY? MÍRJAM IS GONNA COOK .."

11-18-2008, 11:07 AM	#3550
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	A language school that was opened in my town is called New Speak I don't know, probably for politicians and economists?

11-18-2008, 09:47 PM	#3552
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	__________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-19-2008, 04:52 PM	#3553
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Roomba Driver!!

11-21-2008, 03:51 AM	#3554
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	ok - plug it in.

11-21-2008, 10:42 AM	#3555
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208

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