02-20-2009, 11:46 AM
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It isn't easy being green
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I lost a contact lens. If you find it, please call 011-86-10-758-4444. Ask for Ping.
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02-20-2009, 05:19 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Bet you didn't realize how much cat tastes like duck.
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02-23-2009, 01:06 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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For your sake, I hope you didn't order any of the daily specials.
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02-24-2009, 02:53 PM
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Cheeses Save
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I hope you were serious about wanting a career change, your boss is at the table behind you.
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02-24-2009, 02:59 PM
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oi
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Don't forget to pay the last installment of your life insurance before you cross the street. Today is the day.
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02-24-2009, 03:14 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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For your personal health and safety, ignore all messages found in these little cookies.
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02-24-2009, 08:36 PM
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Cheeses Save
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You idiot! The place across the street has better food and service, and cheaper prices.
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02-25-2009, 10:13 AM
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left hanging
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A self referential fortune cookie fortune will leave you vaguely dissatisfied.
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02-25-2009, 10:14 AM
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left hanging
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These fortune cookie jokes are just going to get worse and worse.
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02-26-2009, 12:00 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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Aren't you the customer who forgot to tip last time?
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03-28-2009, 02:43 PM
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monkey
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that strange noise you hear in the kitchen when you're alone at night is exactly what you think it is.
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04-03-2009, 08:34 PM
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The market will tank tomorrow. Sell everything at the opening bell. Sell! Sell!
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04-16-2009, 04:23 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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Reward for lost contact lens. Please call Wing (03-753-976-4073).
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04-16-2009, 07:13 PM
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You are 67 days late on your car payment. Please call 1-888-555-1212 to make payment arrangements.
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04-17-2009, 02:21 AM
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oi
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Congratulations!
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