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Old 03-05-2003, 11:42 AM   #16
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How come we all seem to be experts in identifying animal excrement?
If we tread in something, we instantly say "dog" shit, when in fact it could be from any small mammal....unless of course we have witnessed the incident.
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Old 03-05-2003, 12:10 PM   #17
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I've been wondering, does god ask the Pope to dress like this and if he did what exactly did god say?

I mean did god tell someone way back when..."thou shalt wear freaky clothes that flow, and shimmer, and shine and thou will be closer to me"

I mean who is really to say that maybe god prefers jeans, I don't know. Maybe he feels when someone has jeans on they're more approachable. I mean if I were god I'd be intimated by the outfit, or at I'd have good laugh.

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Old 03-05-2003, 12:13 PM   #18
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I wish I had clothes like his. hehehe
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Old 03-05-2003, 01:21 PM   #19
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Why is it always impossible to stab maraschino cherry with the straw out to get it off the bottom of the glass of a Cherry Coke?

And why is it I always try anyway?

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Old 03-05-2003, 01:27 PM   #20
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Would the Trojans have had a war if Helen's face, instead of "launched a thousand ships" had "shipped a thousand lunches" ?
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Old 03-05-2003, 01:30 PM   #21
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my lips hurt.

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Old 03-05-2003, 01:35 PM   #22
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& I have no mojo:'(
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Old 03-05-2003, 01:40 PM   #23
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what is considered mistreatment to oysters? and why is it illegal in Maryland?
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Old 03-05-2003, 02:58 PM   #24
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i have to pee tomorrow
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:03 PM   #25
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belly buttons are kind of funny looking...no?
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:12 PM   #26
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if he doesn't start answering his email i am going to have to kick his ass
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:28 PM   #27
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What is wrong with just buying more clothes to get out of doing laundry anyway...
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:31 PM   #28
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What is wrong with just buying more clothes to get out of doing laundry anyway...
nothing, it is my whole philosophy

do i really have to do back ups today?
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:54 PM   #29
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Are the animals that act as appliances for the Flinstones jealous of Dino?
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i found beckstra's butt in my soup
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