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Old 03-06-2008, 07:41 PM   #1
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Hello.

I dont know anyone, anymore. I am nervous, alone and frightened.
Please come over to me, I promise I wont harm you.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:04 PM   #2
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hey tits! how's everything? long time no see, what have you been up to?
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:31 PM   #3
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theres someone i recognize..
things are good.

how are you
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:33 PM   #4
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:34 PM   #5
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i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:36 PM   #6
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Welcome back. Now tell a funny story.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:38 PM   #7
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i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats
I like cats.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:42 PM   #8
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3 weeks ago I went shopping with a friend who had to buy new boots... we ended up getting her the Uggs but we walked around for a while and stopped at Yogan Fruz or however you spell it - i am unsure if you have those in the states, but up here they are popular in malls. I got chocolate in a small cup.

We ended up walking into the GAP and i was approached by a very snotty flagrantly homosexual staff member about how there is no food or drinks in the store. I told him I shop and spend there all the time, and I knew the owner, and that i found it personally offensive that he would ask me to finish it outside - especially since the yogan fruz was contained in a cup.

Finally he shook his head, said fine and walked away. My friend had already walked away in the store, she knew what i was saying was total BS and i actually loathe the GAP.

I wasnt in the store 5 minutes when i went to reach for a sweater on the discount rack, and my elbow hit the side of a manequin and i dropped my yogan fruz all over a table full of beige wool pullovers.

It was a disaster there was a yogan fruz waterfall and the whirlpool section was on a sweet pair of old man pleated khaki's on the second stool below the table.

I bolted out of there, and im sure i will never be able to show my face in that GAP again.

You kind of had to be there.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:44 PM   #9
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I like cats.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:00 PM   #10
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that was a funny story indeed

but wft is yogan fruz??
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:18 PM   #11
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http://www.yogenfruz.com/home/

It must be a Canadian thing.
its basically yogurt made into a soft-style icecream, that is much better and low in fat for you. It melts easily, thus creating a mess, but its in most of our malls up here.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:28 PM   #12
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Ooo! It's kind of like Heidi's Yogen Frozurt.

They're gone now. But they used to be allll over.
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:11 PM   #13
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Nice to see you again, JT
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:15 PM   #14
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:29 AM   #15
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Hi JT, I was wondering where you'd got to. You were on a super secret mission for a company with initials, weren't you? That's why you can't tell us where you were. Don't worry, I understand completely.
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