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Old 03-04-2008, 10:33 PM   #1
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urgent shaving questions

thanks for the idea, tunes

I'm in the market for a new look, and I think a righteous beard might be just the trick. I'm having trouble getting it to grow, however. I've heard that if you shave, the hair grows back thicker...?

This is what I'm going for:
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:34 PM   #2
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I think I might be able to grow this kind, but what sort of razor should one use?
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:48 PM   #3
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^ erm...a laser-guided one?

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Old 03-04-2008, 11:37 PM   #4
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URGENT ADVICE REQUIRED

I've got a nasty burr in the left muttonchop and have booked to dine at Brannigan's tonight with a very special lady. I'm a strict traditionalist so laser guided assistance is out of the question!

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Old 03-05-2008, 12:22 AM   #5
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try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:10 AM   #6
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So I'm a "long-time wisher, first-time grower" ( ) and I recently saw an enlightening statistic that suggested that females are, ah...erm...attracted to men with facial hair.

So, me being slightly "challenged" when it comes to the "dating pool" as they say, I was wondering if any senior mustachio'd men could give me any tips. My goal is this bad boy, but I could settle for something a bit less brazen.

Thanks,

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Old 03-05-2008, 02:22 AM   #7
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try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.
Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank!
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:22 AM   #8
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pearly:

I've always thought of you as more of a



Y'know, something that just screams "I am beard, hear me roar!"

I can't help noticing interesting parallels between your future facial hair and the Saguaro Cactus, though:



I would trim liberally to remove any confusion. Unless you go for that kind of thing.
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:31 AM   #9
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thanks for the idea, tunes
This is way too much after the tentacle pr0n discussion.
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:04 PM   #12
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The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.

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Old 03-30-2008, 08:43 AM   #13
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do you practise what you preach mr bales?
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Old 03-30-2008, 08:57 AM   #14
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In a similar spirit I do edit my work.
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