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Old 02-22-2008, 07:09 PM   #3916
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Because the "shameless flirting" thread needs bumping instead.

Are you getting the same mental picture as I am?
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Old 02-22-2008, 08:18 PM   #3917
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If the mental picture you're getting is of Jeremy Clarkson in a banana suit being peeled by WH Auden then I guess so.

Why can't we get QI in the US?
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:51 AM   #3918
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Whatever. QI, Fawlty Towers, Bottom, The Mighty Boosh. All I'm saying, you smug little Brits on your smug, little, marmite-encrusted island, is who's still watching Mama's Family reruns, huh? Huh? Who's laughing now? That's what I thought.

Who is laughing now, actually?
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:31 PM   #3919
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I am, my plan is unfoldinging perfectly. MWAHAHAHA...ahem...ha.


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Old 02-27-2008, 02:33 PM   #3920
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Because they prefer Catsup.

How in the name of all that is holy did you ever get that stuck there?
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:02 PM   #3921
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Carefully.

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:21 PM   #3922
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Break wind loudly.

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:32 PM   #3923
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sand it off

Was that really fair of you to say?
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:44 PM   #3924
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Well, she is dumb and I am drunk.

How many time do I have to tell you?
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:01 PM   #3925
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You were suppose to write it down.

Are you done yet?
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:38 PM   #3926
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If you ask me that just one more time, I will... *drawing in breath*... I swear I will... I will finally tell you, "No."


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Old 02-28-2008, 02:52 PM   #3927
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I didn't know that was an option.

Are you?
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:50 PM   #3928
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Well, I was, but now that you ask I'm not so sure.


Why do you ask?
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:07 AM   #3929
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I'm the one asking the questions here.

What is your problem?
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:58 AM   #3930
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I was born.

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