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Old 06-19-2008, 12:01 AM   #4096
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You’re best advised to cook in what our artists call “The Nude”.
It isn’t that I hope to be lascivious or lewd
It’s just that processed imitation pasteurized cheese food
Is best washed off of human skin – on clothes it stays well-glued;

But once I’d set aside the warnings Everett C. Koop,
The Surgeon General, issued re: a substitute food group
I’d scrape my skin, collecting all the extra shredded goop,
Then mix it in with all the rest and dump it in the soup;

I heat the soup till nearly all the liquid’s boiled away,
Then pop it in the freezer till it’s marbled white and gray,
Then beat it in the eggs and make a fluffy light soufflé
That serves a couple dozen at a chafing-dish buffet;

The last time I recall this processed cheese soufflé was served
The caterer was only caught because he was observed
All nude and scraping in the soup, which left them so unnerved
They cubed and frilly-tooth-picked him, fontina’d and hors d’oeuvred,


What's it to ya?
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:26 PM   #4097
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The most amazing, fabulous, grand, magnificent, making-me-fall-out-off-my-socks... whatever it's supposed to be.


Can you repeat that please?
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:00 PM   #4098
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I SAID IF YOU'D TURN YOUR HEARING AID UP YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ME BETTER.


Did it take a lot of courage to do that?
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:37 PM   #4099
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not particularly, once the drugs began to take hold. the tattoo site stung for a day or so, and wearing the bunny suit has taken some getting used to, but once you've gone through the induction ceremony you don't worry so much any more

do you brush it out every day?
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:47 AM   #4100
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Nope, I clean the bra's notorious unisex toilet with vitriolic acid like once or twice per month, depending on what exactly happened there on the Fridays before.


Do you know what your nose looks like?
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:37 AM   #4101
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No, because it gets in the way when I try to look into the mirror.

When will I finally feel better?
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:15 AM   #4102
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Tomorrow.

What's it all about?
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:50 AM   #4103
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The ö's and the ü's.... or sex... or 42, who knows, it's life.


With or without?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #4104
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With, definitely. And without, indefinitely.

What are you hiding behind your back?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:17 PM   #4105
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This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction. The dark spoiled his aim, and he managed only to de- flate the rubber float, leaving Goddam to flounder. Goddam, who couldn't swim, reached his hand out to Dildo and begged him to pull him out, and as he did, Dildo noticed an interesting-looking ring on his finger and pulled it off. He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. "It's a pity I have run out of bullets," he thought, as he went back up the tunnel, pursued by Goddam's cries of rage.


What, didn't you ever read "Bored of the Rings"?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:41 PM   #4106
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No, it escaped my attention.

Did you write it yourself?
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:34 PM   #4107
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No, Henry Beard and Doug Kenney wrote it -- and there's a very good summary of it at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings.

Are you going to read it?
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:55 PM   #4108
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I might but these things are not that simple to come by in this part of the world.

How do I get rid of everyday multiple headaches?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:52 AM   #4109
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Same as Dildo, except remember to take extra ammo, and re-load.


Isn't that your father coming through the door of the bar to join us?
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:44 AM   #4110
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I thought he was your father.


Did you hear something downstairs?
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