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Old 01-13-2008, 07:05 PM   #2956
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cullet (n) a cod-mullet cross

The sensation of the recent 10th San Diego Fish Fanciers Show was Doris Bornhoffer, of Boise Idaho and her trained Cullet, Schnoozie, also of Boise Idaho.
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Old 01-14-2008, 02:02 PM   #2957
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cullet - 1. (n) a dead-end turnaround carelessly improvised by frustrated strangers onto someone's property when a proper cul-de-sac has not yet been constructed.
2. (v) to exit hastily in a panic when faced with a dead-end situation, leaving a small wake of destruction.

Upon the unexpected arrival of a woman who turned out to be Giorgio's wife, Blanche decided to cullet her rendevous with him in "his" penthouse, giving herself style points for popping a strawberry into his mouth on the way out.
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Old 01-15-2008, 04:28 PM   #2958
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cullet - a waist product: the number of inches lost off your waist on a diet.

Brynn was delighted with her cullet -- three inches in the first two weeks!
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:20 PM   #2959
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judging tomorrow morning, get em in!!!
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:15 AM   #2960
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Cullet - A dance that combines moves from Zombie dance, Jitter Swing and the Curly Shuffle. Mostly popular most among nursing home patients.
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:04 PM   #2961
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First the real definition:
cul·let
–noun broken or waste glass suitable for remelting.

now on to the judging

Marcus Bales cullet - a waist product: the number of inches lost off your waist on a diet.

Brynn was delighted with her cullet -- three inches in the first two weeks!
Nice marcus, but I'm afraid I can't let you have the win do to the fact that you have referred to me as a HE/SHE at least 3 times in the last three days.

And now to all of the entries that deal with the hair of various mammals:

trisherina cullet: A mullet naturally occuring in the animal kingdom.
The only animal I could think of that would possibly qualify is Billy Ray, and we can't justify letting him win anything.

funkytuba cullet - a haircut that's short in the back and long in the front. AKA "post-spaying sheepdog"
I think this is the same haircut my ex wore in he/she's and my's last few months together
Hyakujo's Fox cullet (n) a cod-mullet cross

The sensation of the recent 10th San Diego Fish Fanciers Show was Doris Bornhoffer, of Boise Idaho and her trained Cullet, Schnoozie, also of Boise Idaho.
gosh, this one got really close to taking one of the esteemed runner up spots.

Now we have a three way tie for the second runner up with:
treekisser cullet - a boneless cut of tofu used in contemporary, politically correct haute cuisine.
anything that has tofu in it is ineligible to win anything
xfox cullet a hot little, funky tuba

The crowd kept milling forward to see if the cullet was in the hands of a guy or a gal. That music was awesome!
I loved the play on words, it makes the he/she smile!!!
12"razormix cullet, n.

Fr. poét. for small arse
This one almost took the coveted second place award, until I looked in the mirror and was reminded that if this were the definition, my arse would be the anti cullet

Second place goes to:
seebe Cullet - A dance that combines moves from Zombie dance, Jitter Swing and the Curly Shuffle. Mostly popular most among nursing home patients.

I would love to see this dance performed by Estelle Getty!!!!


And the winner is:
Brynn cullet - 1. (n) a dead-end turnaround carelessly improvised by frustrated strangers onto someone's property when a proper cul-de-sac has not yet been constructed.
2. (v) to exit hastily in a panic when faced with a dead-end situation, leaving a small wake of destruction.

Upon the unexpected arrival of a woman who turned out to be Giorgio's wife, Blanche decided to cullet her rendevous with him in "his" penthouse, giving herself style points for popping a strawberry into his mouth on the way out.
you put in way too much effort not to win, congratulations!!!!
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:03 PM   #2962
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Why thank you mr. kaskeens, you're a gentleman

Okay, well, I'd like to get this over as quickly as possible, but anything can happen. Hurry and get your entries in for this little gem:

cachexy
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Old 01-18-2008, 12:38 AM   #2963
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cachexy - a term in grammar to describe pronouns such as he/she, him/her, and the like; also slang for characters such as "Pat" and "Kaskeens" who keep their gender a mystery.

Marcus lost the last round of TDG because of Kaskeens's cachexy.
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:49 AM   #2964
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cachexy - When you catch your soon-to-be ex with someone you know.

Silvia returned from vacation one day early. She found her husband in bed with a familiar red head. Glenda, her boss mouthed the phrase, "You're fired." while she pleasured Sylvia's philandering spouse. Sylvia closed the door and set the security camera in the bedroom to live feed. As the company webmaster, she could quickly route the feed to the front page of the website. That afternoon she filed for divorce based on "cachexy".
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:39 AM   #2965
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cachexy: the source of an obvious need for self-disqualification.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:28 AM   #2966
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cachexy- A new brand of cereal that not only includes the normal ingredients of corn and other grains, but includes cheese and anchovies, putting the CA in cachexy.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:20 AM   #2967
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cachexy n.

deliberately controlled disconnection from reality, usually conducted over a longer period of time

cachexic adj.
to cachex v.


Your life really needs a healthy amount of cachexy now.

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Old 01-18-2008, 01:55 PM   #2968
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cachexy - is a word used to describe someone considered hot/sexy by people in Czechoslavakian chat rooms.
Equivalent to the old english version of va va va voom , except it’s not exclusive from males to females.

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Old 01-18-2008, 02:36 PM   #2969
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cachexy.

A clinical repository for sperm that has been separated into male and female lots, the expectation being that said sperm will be chosen by couples in need of fertility assistance and who wish to choose the sex of their child...the chosen sperm lot then destined to be artificially implanted.


Upon arriving at the establishment Blanche misread the fancy script font used on the sign on the entry of Madge's Cachexy and, in a pique, took her chances at the regular bank down the street.

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Old 01-19-2008, 04:52 AM   #2970
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Has it been two days already? Time to git these varmints in.
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