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Old 07-10-2008, 06:42 PM   #2251
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how about "ticks engorged"

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Old 07-10-2008, 06:42 PM   #2252
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(or is that a cat testicle?)
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:02 PM   #2253
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Lean in closer and I'll show ya.
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:00 PM   #2254
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Ew!Ew!Ew!
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:28 PM   #2255
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I found one of those ticks on my person when I was living in Misery.

*cough*

I mean, "Missouri."
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:39 PM   #2256
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Ugh!

Hey look, a malaria parasite:
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:41 PM   #2257
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I know where to find photos of scrotal gangrene.
Don't tempt me.
I'm just saying.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:43 PM   #2258
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:46 PM   #2259
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:30 AM   #2260
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naaah. I'm thinking Vanilla.


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Old 07-11-2008, 08:00 AM   #2261
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Mister (?) Red-lipped Batfish does not approve.

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Old 07-11-2008, 02:09 PM   #2262
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I was in the middle of a very distressing dream exactly when you posted that this morning.
I'm just sayin'. It might be the shade of lipstick, I'm not sure.
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:33 PM   #2263
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Yes, I've finished my international board certification as a Voodoo priestess, so that sort of thing is to be expected from time to time.

Your Portland restauranteurs are playing it fast and loose with that Crunchberry zombie ritual over the donut, by the way. Unless they nailed it to a tree afterwards.



You might want to lock your doors.
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:43 PM   #2264
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I want one RIGHT NOW!
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:46 AM   #2265
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