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Old 07-01-2005, 08:17 AM   #421
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i will become more attractive to women.


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Old 07-01-2005, 05:27 PM   #422
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:32 PM   #423
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I'll drink it.

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Old 07-02-2005, 12:02 AM   #424
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Old 07-02-2005, 12:48 AM   #425
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Old 07-02-2005, 10:31 AM   #426
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Old 07-02-2005, 10:18 PM   #427
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we can play 'blind man's buff'


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Old 07-19-2005, 10:54 AM   #428
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Old 07-21-2005, 02:39 PM   #429
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set your head on fire, the party would have been a great success.


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Old 07-23-2005, 09:48 AM   #430
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Old 07-24-2005, 02:33 PM   #431
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If/Then......

you'd be showing weakness.

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Old 08-04-2005, 09:33 AM   #432
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:41 PM   #433
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tell him you witnessed a robbery on your way to work and had to spend all day at the police station giving evidence and anyway you were too shook up to come to work and yes, it is possible for that to happen three weeks in a row - you are just unlucky like that.


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Old 08-04-2005, 01:41 PM   #434
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He'd be brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn... and then he'd throw up and fall over.

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Old 08-04-2005, 02:21 PM   #435
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then around 38% of the time the person who answers the phone will be Craig Johnston.


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