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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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i will become more attractive to women.
if you stroke it
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#422 |
get to it
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 236
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i'll pay ya twenty quid.
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#423 |
I'm leaving tomorrow!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Zoo
Posts: 726
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I'll drink it.
If the sun doesn't set
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I'll put the kettle on...
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 593
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I won't get enough sleep.
If there is a crack in everything...
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#425 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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there is a craic in everything
if you tickle it
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I'm leaving tomorrow!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Zoo
Posts: 726
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He'll get mad
If the lights go out
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#427 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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we can play 'blind man's buff'
if i ever get out of here alive....
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#428 |
get to it
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 236
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i'll have a nice cup of tea
if only you hadn't |
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#429 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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set your head on fire, the party would have been a great success.
if you would only think before you typed.....
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#430 |
WhY sO SiRiUs?
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Ta uoy erehw
Posts: 1,120
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...then I couldn't embarass myself
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#431 |
some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
Posts: 308
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If/Then......
you'd be showing weakness.
(there go those 2 f***ing cats again! You'd think that after 2 months of this they'd have settled it, or killed each other) If children had the vote, |
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#432 |
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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we'd be calling Spongebob Squarepants an improvement over the present regime.
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#433 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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tell him you witnessed a robbery on your way to work and had to spend all day at the police station giving evidence and anyway you were too shook up to come to work and yes, it is possible for that to happen three weeks in a row - you are just unlucky like that.
if brynn was in a spin....
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#434 |
some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
Posts: 308
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He'd be brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn brynnbrynnbrynnbrynnbrynn... and then he'd throw up and fall over.
If you dial a phone number at random... |
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#435 |
left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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then around 38% of the time the person who answers the phone will be Craig Johnston.
If you only read one post this evening... |
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