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zero · 12-07-2007, 02:30 PM

squash and badmintons are indeed games that can be very physically exerting hence care has to be taken not to go overboard

seebe · 12-07-2007, 02:48 PM

Oh damn, I forgot to clip my nose hairs again. Can you see any?

β cyg · 12-07-2007, 02:54 PM

Mr. T could kick your arse!

zero · 12-07-2007, 03:03 PM

dresssing casually is what i like and i look good too in my jeans

brightpearl · 12-07-2007, 03:48 PM

I think Mitt Romney would look great in a dress.

Marcus Bales · 12-07-2007, 04:21 PM

I have pictures of Mitt Romney in a dress!

Odbe · 12-07-2007, 06:42 PM

Now I know it was the only place that wasn't under video surveillance, but honestly, if you want to get a prison tattoo in a jail bathroom you're just asking for infection.

brightpearl · 12-07-2007, 07:13 PM

Oh, you would love the Monday evening study hall thread. Just the other day, I posted this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl

There are more than 50 types of helminthic infection that people can get from fish. The two most common types are anisakiasis (infection by one of many types of roundworm/nematode) and fish tapeworm. Roundworm infection usually comes from eating marine species, while tapeworm generally comes from fish that spend all or part of their time in fresh water. Sushi made from fish that has not been previously frozen is of the most concern - thoroughly cooking the fish kills all parasites, as does commercial freezing. Freezing in a home freezer may take a week or so to be effective, because it isn't as cold. Most resistant to freezing is a parasite that is emerging as a problem for humans -- the North American liver fluke (don't look), which is found in fresh water fish and infects the bile duct and/or gallbladder.

http://www.fao.org/docrep/008/y5970e/y5970e04.jpg

There are all sorts of interesting (and nasty) little creatures that live on fishes yet do not cause infection in humans. They latch on to scales, gills, eyeballs, you name it. The most bizarre one in my opinion is Cymothoa exigua,the "tongue-eating louse." It literally eats and replaces the tongue of the fish, feeding both on the fish and what the fish eats. It's related to the common pill bug/roly poly, but it is supremely icky. If you're terribly curious and have a strong stomach, well...you still probably don't want to see this photo.

Odbe · 12-07-2007, 08:15 PM

Well I did love that thread until Tunes posted this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunesmith

"Mah Nà Mah Nà" is a well-known pop music song, written by Piero Umiliani. It was a hit in many countries, including the USA, in 1968–1969. "Mah Nà Mah Nà" debuted as part of Umiliani's soundtrack for the Italian softcore pornography movie Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso (1968), a pseudo-documentary film about wild sexual activity and other behavior in Sweden ("Mah Nà Mah Nà" accompanied a scene set in a sauna).

The song became familiar to many from its renditions by the Muppets on national television. On November 30, 1969, "Mahna Mahna" was performed on the The Ed Sullivan Show by a Muppet also known as Mahna Mahna, and the Snowths. Also in 1969, "Mahna Mahna" was performed on Sesame Street by a character that was later known as Bip Bipadotta, along with two Anything Muppet girls.

Many thanks to DoonDoon for getting this damn thing stuck in my head!

which was all well and good by itself until I was watching a music quiz show with the family (parents, grandparents, assorted relatives). A question came up about the origin of that very song. I immediately cried out the correct answer (the quiz show agreed with me) and then had to spend the rest of the night convincing the relatives that I knew the answer from a friendly forum and did not actually watch the softcore porn video.

trisherina · 12-08-2007, 02:19 AM

Did I ever tell you what happened with my divorce?

funkytuba · 12-08-2007, 03:03 AM

What time does your parole officer expect you to check in tonight?

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-08-2007, 05:12 AM

oh, you'll never guess what happened on the internet today!

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-08-2007, 05:17 AM

Do you ever get the urge and just runaway and start a new life away from your horrible stupid family and your boring superficial friends? I know I do.

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-08-2007, 05:18 AM

Oh by the way, do you still have the number of that hooker we found in vegas?

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-08-2007, 05:21 AM

Where's your God now? ha ha ha ha ha

12-07-2007, 04:21 PM	#66
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