04-22-2008, 01:54 PM
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every page of every book we open to read is covered in red-ink underlines with double exclamation marked side-notes in the jagged scrawl of somebody clearly convinced by the politics and pseudophilosophy of ayn rand
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04-22-2008, 01:56 PM
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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... everyone is being so nice and polite to each other through the gritted teeth and fake smiles of contempt.
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04-22-2008, 03:24 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
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In hell, everyone around us says, "supposebly."
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04-23-2008, 12:42 AM
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balancing actor
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Location: america
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hahaha
and "exetera" |
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04-23-2008, 12:47 AM
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balancing actor
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Location: america
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in hell, whenever it smells like fart everyone looks at you like you did it.
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04-23-2008, 11:03 AM
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oi
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In hell, when you need to go to the toilet very much, it is always occupied by someone else for a very long time. Once a week for too long.
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04-23-2008, 01:27 PM
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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In hell, you need to wait in line for everything. The person in front of you in line always has very lengthy, complicated business and the person behind you always shouts incessantly into her cell phone.
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04-23-2008, 02:11 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
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In hell, there is no cool side of the pillow.
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04-24-2008, 01:18 AM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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In hell you can only get a very dark roasted coffee. They "claim" to offer a medium roast, but it is a dark roast too.
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04-24-2008, 03:58 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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In hell, there is free internet everywhere, but it's all at less than 1kb/s so everything takes forever to load.
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04-24-2008, 10:42 AM
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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In hell, the only newspaper is always devoted to stories about Britney Spears.
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04-24-2008, 11:22 AM
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oi
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04-24-2008, 12:59 PM
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In hell, there is no water pressure especially when you wash your hair
In hell, all the stories in the Onion are true. Last edited by Anna : 04-24-2008 at 01:14 PM. |
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04-24-2008, 03:16 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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In hell, when you're just about to bite into a sandwich - or any other food - in squeals out loud and squirts ketchup into your eyes and generally tries to wiggle away.
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04-24-2008, 03:38 PM
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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all our friends are imaginary friends
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