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Frieda · 02-17-2009, 02:40 PM

there was a leopard's tail stuck in my teeth

Odbe · 02-17-2009, 05:10 PM

it's how I roll

Hyakujo's Fox · 02-17-2009, 08:39 PM

I was coming so fast to get here relativistic effects kicked in and time didn't pass as quickly for me as it did for you leading to my later arrival as measured in your reference frame.

lukkucairi · 02-18-2009, 10:30 AM

I dropped the Pro Audio Reference on my toe and broke it

Frieda · 02-18-2009, 12:17 PM

a group of iranian refugees persuaded me into playing this endless match of backgammon

zero · 02-18-2009, 01:05 PM

because Each time, I get this error message.

403 - Knock knock

Logged. Go back from whence you came

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YsaPur EsChomuw · 02-18-2009, 01:11 PM

I was accosted by a giant squid that tried to sell its slightly used virginity but I had no cash on me and there was a suspiciously long queue at the cash machine.

Stephi_B · 02-18-2009, 02:12 PM

I'm tremendously late today, for I kept thinking and thinking and thinking.... about a respectable, but slightly outré excuse of my lateness which contains something about fish maybe or some other aquatic creatures.... but I failed so far. Later then, maybe....

zero · 02-18-2009, 06:38 PM

i met a human speed bump called father kylie ding force

Coffee · 02-18-2009, 06:59 PM

I had occasion to use my slightly more used virginity, and Nothing takes precedence over that!

YsaPur EsChomuw · 02-18-2009, 07:19 PM

Somebody'd been sleeping in my bed! After a long, arduous investigation I had to conclude it'd been me.

Frieda · 02-18-2009, 07:49 PM

my right nipple got stuck in the revolving doors of the IKEA in Dubai

lukkucairi · 02-19-2009, 03:44 AM

somebody filled my gas tank with peppercorns

Hyakujo's Fox · 02-19-2009, 04:07 AM

I was getting the band back together.

zero · 02-19-2009, 07:19 AM

itchy cat

02-17-2009, 02:40 PM	#46
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	there was a leopard's tail stuck in my teeth __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

02-18-2009, 12:17 PM	#50
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	a group of iranian refugees persuaded me into playing this endless match of backgammon __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

02-18-2009, 01:05 PM	#51
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	because Each time, I get this error message. 403 - Knock knock Logged. Go back from whence you came http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/...ote=1&p=406598 146.243.4.157 /bulletin_new/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=7884 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; GTB5; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30)

02-18-2009, 07:49 PM	#57
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	my right nipple got stuck in the revolving doors of the IKEA in Dubai __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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02-17-2009, 05:10 PM	#47
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	it's how I roll

02-17-2009, 08:39 PM	#48
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	I was coming so fast to get here relativistic effects kicked in and time didn't pass as quickly for me as it did for you leading to my later arrival as measured in your reference frame.

02-18-2009, 10:30 AM	#49
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	I dropped the Pro Audio Reference on my toe and broke it

02-18-2009, 01:11 PM	#52
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	I was accosted by a giant squid that tried to sell its slightly used virginity but I had no cash on me and there was a suspiciously long queue at the cash machine.

02-18-2009, 02:12 PM	#53
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	I'm tremendously late today, for I kept thinking and thinking and thinking.... about a respectable, but slightly outré excuse of my lateness which contains something about fish maybe or some other aquatic creatures.... but I failed so far. Later then, maybe....

02-18-2009, 06:38 PM	#54
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	i met a human speed bump called father kylie ding force

02-18-2009, 06:59 PM	#55
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	I had occasion to use my slightly more used virginity, and Nothing takes precedence over that!

02-18-2009, 07:19 PM	#56
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	Somebody'd been sleeping in my bed! After a long, arduous investigation I had to conclude it'd been me.

02-19-2009, 03:44 AM	#58
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	somebody filled my gas tank with peppercorns

02-19-2009, 04:07 AM	#59
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	I was getting the band back together.

02-19-2009, 07:19 AM	#60
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	itchy cat