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ambo · 02-01-2006, 11:47 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone

Audreyvgs · 02-01-2006, 11:48 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
who says he can make us this loan
no points stamps or fees
and we can pay when we please

Zatoichi · 02-02-2006, 12:19 AM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone
If there's been a switch
And I got this witch

ambo · 02-02-2006, 02:18 AM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
who says he can make us this loan
no points stamps or fees
and we can pay when we please
He just loves the way that you moan

dddrum · 02-03-2006, 12:26 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone
If there's been a switch
And I got this witch
Then who gives the real you the bone?

ambo · 02-03-2006, 02:00 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants

dinzdale · 02-03-2006, 02:03 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants
The masochist filled his with ants
The serious bard
had his stuffed with lard

ambo · 02-03-2006, 02:05 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants
The masochist filled his with ants
The serious bard
had his stuffed with lard
And Sheryl Crow jams hers with Lance

dinzdale · 02-03-2006, 02:07 PM

A lady surrounded with cats

ambo · 02-03-2006, 02:10 PM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats

dddrum · 02-04-2006, 08:54 PM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats
However, with fleas
She was up to her knees

Hyakujo's Fox · 02-05-2006, 03:11 AM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats
However, with fleas
She was up to her knees
Thank goodness she always wore spats

Marcus Bales · 02-05-2006, 09:34 AM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast

dddrum · 02-05-2006, 08:43 PM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast
Though the wind outside wails like a ghost

ambo · 02-05-2006, 10:54 PM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast
Though the wind outside wails like a ghost
I'll be dreaming of beaches

02-01-2006, 11:47 PM	#691
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone Who claims that you're really a clone __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

02-01-2006, 11:48 PM	#692
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone who says he can make us this loan no points stamps or fees and we can pay when we please __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

02-02-2006, 02:18 AM	#694
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone who says he can make us this loan no points stamps or fees and we can pay when we please He just loves the way that you moan __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

02-03-2006, 12:26 PM	#695
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone Who claims that you're really a clone If there's been a switch And I got this witch Then who gives the real you the bone? __________________ ...or words to that effect.

02-03-2006, 02:00 PM	#696
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	The clown had eggs in his pants __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

02-02-2006, 12:19 AM	#693
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone Who claims that you're really a clone If there's been a switch And I got this witch

02-03-2006, 02:03 PM	#697
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	The clown had eggs in his pants The masochist filled his with ants The serious bard had his stuffed with lard

02-03-2006, 02:05 PM	#698
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	The clown had eggs in his pants The masochist filled his with ants The serious bard had his stuffed with lard And Sheryl Crow jams hers with Lance __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison Last edited by ambo : 02-03-2006 at 02:08 PM.

02-03-2006, 02:07 PM	#699
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A lady surrounded with cats

02-03-2006, 02:10 PM	#700
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	A lady surrounded with cats Had nary a problem with rats __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

02-04-2006, 08:54 PM	#701
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	A lady surrounded with cats Had nary a problem with rats However, with fleas She was up to her knees __________________ ...or words to that effect.

02-05-2006, 03:11 AM	#702
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	A lady surrounded with cats Had nary a problem with rats However, with fleas She was up to her knees Thank goodness she always wore spats

02-05-2006, 09:34 AM	#703
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-05-2006, 08:43 PM	#704
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast Though the wind outside wails like a ghost __________________ ...or words to that effect.

02-05-2006, 10:54 PM	#705
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast Though the wind outside wails like a ghost I'll be dreaming of beaches __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

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