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Old 07-16-2003, 11:35 AM   #1
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Go-it-alone limericks

Try a limerick by yourself.
No cheating, no copying from books.
Make one up.......GO!



There was a young llama called Pete
Who had extraordinary feet
His front legs were tall
But his back legs were small
Which barely gave room for his meat.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:17 PM   #2
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As a resident of Limerick city, here's one about the place I live.

A Limerick-man said to his lover:
I have fallen in love with another.
Said she: That's okay,
I've been meaning to say
I've been sleeping around with your brother
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:58 PM   #3
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weeeeeee!!!
this one i wrote for a guy i was going with a loooooong time ago:

There once was a man from Macon
Who was thin as a slice of bacon
His friends expressed doubt
That if he didn't watch out
For a toothpick he might be mistaken

and here's another i wrote that same summer:

There was an old man from Lincoln
Who was plagued by a terrible blinkin'
Said the doc with a grin
It's a shame and a sin
But your nasty old underwear's shrinkin'
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:25 AM   #4
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A young lady who called herself Ambo
had a weakness for Stallone as Rambo
'Til she met him by chance
at an evening of dance
And he tripped when he tried to fandango
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:34 AM   #5
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A well-fed young sailor named Dinzdale
Could with only a half-knot of wind sail
He explained: "its an art",
But he slipped out a fart
and he flew till he landed in Kinsale

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Old 07-25-2003, 12:18 PM   #6
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Having sprouted a hideous pimple
The remedy wasn't so simple
If I popped it too soon
With a knife or a spoon
It could yield a cavernous dimple
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:21 PM   #7
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Strolling one day through the deli
I spied a small jar of quince jelly
I scooped it up quick
It might just be the trick
To quiet the growls in my belly
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Old 07-25-2003, 03:45 PM   #8
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There was a young man from Gotham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His mother said "Jack,
if you dont put 'em back
I'll stamp on the bastards and squash 'em"
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:10 PM   #9
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There once was an old man named Buzz
Who's hair was just a slight fuzz
He bought medcin at the store
So his hair would grow more
And now there's more hair than there was!

*said in best english accent*
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Old 08-20-2003, 12:36 PM   #10
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A nudist from old New York City
Thought their body was ever so pretty
But time and long years
Had left 2 Spaniel's ears
Where once she had plump wobbly titties.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:21 PM   #11
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There once was a fellow named Dinz
who was deeply enamoured of sins.
When he met with the Mayor
he had no underwear,
that obstreperous fellow named Dinz!
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:45 PM   #12
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There was a young rascal called Rob
Who took off his clothes at his job
His co-workers laughed
and said he was daft
and pointed and laughed at his knob.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:43 PM   #13
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There once was a fellow named Dinz
who thought was sort of a prince
the girls all knew better
and wore turtleneck sweaters
And prevented him from committing sins
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:12 PM   #14
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My kittie has very large paws
and loves to trap mice in its jaws.
When I said, “purr, purr,”
it said “growl, grrr!”
and licked the remains in its maws.
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:25 PM   #15
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limerick me this fvckers
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