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Old 10-15-2003, 03:34 PM   #1
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time for questions....

I never get tired of these. NYC asks the best, but she's not around, so here goes...

1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)

7. Plain or frosted?

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
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Old 10-15-2003, 03:45 PM   #2
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)
it'd be computer game testing or gaming for money

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )
chorizo, old cheese, a bit of parsley and fresh tomatoes. cost? jeez, i don't know.. not much!

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?


4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?
the challenge, both most and least

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
somehow flipping my credit card in the lap of this dude that was at the counter (he was cute) and then dropping a bottle of coke that almost exploded

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)
wow that's a hard one.. umm.. i make lovely sandwiches??

7. Plain or frosted?
frosted

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
trust in yourself!

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
the moon, a space suit!

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
just perfect!
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Old 10-15-2003, 05:37 PM   #3
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1. Describe your dream job -
doing something that I feel is of value to myself and the world. probably telling stories.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost?
hot oatmeal, sliced bananas, honey and a bit of spicy cranberry jam in the middle. cost- exact cost of the ingredients. or bartering in exchange for a decent jig.

3. Ze question
how can we save the drawings on his new toy

4. love most about the opposite sex? like least?
honesty. for both questions.

5. embarrassing moment that makes you laugh.
thinking that a new edition to the family meant getting a dog

6. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in?
I give good...

oh wait, this is the PEARLY GATES?!?

ummm... back massages!
I give good back massages.

Yeah, that's the ticket...


7. Plain or frosted?
depends on what is being plained or frosted.

8. talk to your childhood self, one bit of advice
dreams- write them down. you'll do them. I promise.

9. free photo shoot- wear and surroundings
Alps. Lederhosen.

10. Describe the universe in 25 words or less
Is
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:08 PM   #4
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1. Describe your dream job -
i don't really care what i'm doing, as long as i'm happy doing it.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost?
bread. fudge striped cookies.... before eating, remove the bread. enjoy.

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?
Ze... will you marry me?

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?
most - when guys smell really good... mmm!!
least - heartbreak.

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
i'll pass...

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)
i've been (somewhat) patiently putting up with my family. that's an amazing feat

7. Plain or frosted?
frosted.

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
don't trust people

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
i would wear my normal clothes that i wear now, and it would be in japan

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
big.
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:19 AM   #5
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Old 10-16-2003, 07:45 AM   #6
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Re: time for questions....

I never get tired of these. NYC asks the best, but she's not around, so here goes...

1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)


I love my work. Researching and teaching international history.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )

Turkey and swiss cheese in a baguette, with gherkins, tomatoes and cranberry sauce. In my local sandwich shop it costs 2.70.

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?

Who's your daddy?

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?

Curvy hips the most. MmmHmmm.
Deceitfulness. The bitch! ()

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.

Losing control of my towel after I was pushed over in front of a bunch of girls when I was 13, and appearing full-frontal. Actually, it doesn't make me laugh. Not yet.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)

I taught some complacent people the injustice of the world.

7. Plain or frosted?

Plain, frosted is bad for your teeth.

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?

Don't be scared of girls. They're probably just as scared of you, only they're better at hiding it.

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?

I hate having my photo taken. I always look like a wally.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.

Big. Man it's big. You may think it's a long way down the road to the shops, but that's peanuts to space. (Not mine I know, but I can't top DNA.)
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Old 10-16-2003, 08:17 AM   #7
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)
Singing/drumming

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )
Grated cheese with a choice of either peanut butter or mashed banana

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?
Do you fancy any of your monkeys?

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?
most - Hairy chests, least - Hairy backs

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
I slipped spectacularly in some oil at work once it covered all of my bottom, so I wore a sweater round my waist to try and cover it up

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)
um.. that I believe in Jesus?!

7. Plain or frosted?
Cornflakes? frosted!

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
"Pay attention in maths!"

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
Barbados at sunset (so I dont look too pale) I'd wear my khaki combats and my new bench top - hair in bunches!

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
The unknown - Gods playground
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Old 10-16-2003, 11:31 AM   #8
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)

Camera work for some sort of show where I'm constantly moving and am not concentrating on one static shot.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )

Lettuce, tomato, onions, wasabi (for a nice kick), uhh some sort of fake meat, cheese, pickles, and a few other vegetables. It would cost around 3 bucks for a foot long.

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?

Ummm, the sandwich one.

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?

Love most: when a girl acts goofy around me. She isn't all serious and isn't put off by the fact that I'm a dork. Like least: a girl that is really uptight.

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.

It was last week when I was working out the water/power bill. I said that two people have to pay $32.30 and the other two have to pay $32.20. I got a good laugh out of that one.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)

I'm always helping other people out as much as possible.

7. Plain or frosted?

FROSTED!

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?

Be more confident in yourself or at least fake confidence around other people so they are confident in you.

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?

hmm I have no idea what I'd be wearing... probably some sort of plaid shirt and I'd be laying in bed watching tv.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.

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Old 10-16-2003, 11:43 AM   #9
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)

painting!

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )

nutella, philli and yogurt chocolate bits on a fresh italian bun -- this will cost you a couple of years of your life..

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?

can't think of one

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?

most: playfulness
least: one word: porn!


5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.

waking up and seeing my next door neighbour and 3 paramedics in my bedroom while a paramedic is sticking a needle in my foot

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)

probably the A+ in 'religion' that i got in grade 11

7. Plain or frosted?

frost it!

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?

don't get discouraged by rejection - keep pushing for what you really want

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?

i'd like it to be in the photographer's studio, black background, b/w pics and i'd wear a white t-shirt and grey track pants

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.

endless
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Old 10-16-2003, 12:38 PM   #10
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Re: time for questions....


1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)


Playing soccer (and then drinking beer )

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )

aubergine, hot paprika, tomato sauce, cheese, and guacamole (that's a creamy sauce made of avocado and garlic). It costs a french kiss (before eating it).

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?

This one.

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?

most: burps

least: rolex watches

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.

That's when I jumped on a horse from the right hand side and... fell on the ground from the left hand side!

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)

I've got curly hair. And curly thoughts.

7. Plain or frosted?

Depends on what, definitely.

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?

Don't listen to me.

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?

I would wear the brazilian national soccer team outfit nr. 9 and I would be in Rio de Janeiro.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.

The universe is a soccer ball flying to the goal but you don't know if it's in or out, yet.
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Old 10-16-2003, 01:46 PM   #11
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it. ("Sleeping" and "drinking beer" are not valid answers. And if it's what you're doing now, tell us what it is.)
Being an opera and classical theatre performer full time.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost? (inspired by red )
Peanut butter, butter, apples and honey on warm, fresh baked monkey bread. It would cost one good deed.

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?
I'd have to go with the sandwich one with Chuckie's question running a close second.

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?
I love it most when they become comforters (both the kind you wrap around you and when you're having a bad day and they say nice things. Nothing better than man comforting.) Least: neglectfulness.

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
I was in college and didn't have a car... I worked for hours making an extravagant chocolate Kalhua birthday cake for a friend, and walked from my college apartment with it (covered precariously with a newspaper) to the class we were in together. It was drizzling slightly, the road was slippery, and I was wearing impractical cheap shoes with no traction. As I entered the campus, my foot slipped and I fell on my butt; the cake flew in the air and landed face down on the pavement. I sat there laughing and crying simultaneously for a little while, picked up the cake tray and went to class with it. There were still chunks of cake and globs of icing on the tray - we enjoyed that as much as we could; then later went to the site of the accident and looked at the cake melting in the rain.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in? (more fun if you really think of something...)
I reeeeaaaalllly, reaaaaalllly tried to be a good person - most of the time.

7. Plain or frosted?
Usually frosted.

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
Age 16: Focus on theatre, not music (but keep singing); in a year go get yourself an agent. (sorry, that was 2 bits at least...)

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
A long flowing dark red velvet gown, lowcut neck and nipped in at the waist, with intricate garnet jewelry; Rome in autumn.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less. Unfathomably infinite and full of possibility.

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Old 10-16-2003, 02:23 PM   #12
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1. Describe your dream job - something you'd do even if you weren't being paid to do it.
Planning parties and events.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost?
The Hot Mamma. A hamburger with bluecheese and chipolte sauce.
Amuse me and it's yours.

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?
7 on this list.

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex (or your preferred romantic pairing - don't want to be presumptuous )? like least?
most- easy to manipulate
least-driven by sex

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
I'd tell you but I can't remember it. It does involve Guinness and lots of Irish pipe bombs.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in?
please?

7. Plain or frosted?
Hair-plain, mini-wheats-frosted, doughnuts-plain

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
Hang on to your lunchbox.

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
I would go to the moon and I'd wear a spacesuit.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
expanding
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:30 PM   #13
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9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
the moon, a space suit!
HEY! Me too!
I'll see you there!
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:46 PM   #14
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yay! let's go together!

but, that's a bit unusual.. an astronomer that actually wants to go up?? most astronomers just want to see the stars from the earth!
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:29 PM   #15
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1. Describe your dream job
Famously famous and on telly.

2. They name a sandwich after you. What are the ingredients? How much does it cost?
The dinzdale tripple decker egger smacker.
It goes : bread egg bread egg bread egg bread and is wonderful.
$5

3. What's the one question you reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly wish Ze would answer on one of these question lists?
What's with the pretentious "ze"? Why not just plain Frank?

4. What do you love most about the opposite sex? like least?
I love the smell of a hot woman.
I hate feet.

5. Tell us about a really embarrassing moment that makes you laugh your ass off now.
Now how many occaisions do you think I should tell about.
I refer the good readers to my many other answers on this subject.

6. You're at the pearly gates. St. Peter's interviewing you. What's the one thing about you that will convince him to let you in?
Well I bet you've all had a good laugh at MY life....

7. Plain or frosted?
Plain and fresh as nature intended.

8. If you could talk to your childhood self, and your childhood self would actually listen, what one bit of advice would you give yourself to help you later?
Go to university sooner rather than later - look at the headstart morons had on you dinz.

9. You're getting a free photo shoot, at a location of your choice, all expenses paid. What do you wear, and what would your surroundings be?
If it's paid for, dress me up how you want and call me Betty.

10. Bonus question: Describe the universe in 25 words or less.
A perfect little triangle of dark hair set amidst silky thighs.....oh yes, that is the whole universe.
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