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Old 12-01-2007, 07:37 PM   #16
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Speakin' of sexin' chicks, what are you doing after dinner?
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Old 12-02-2007, 03:56 AM   #17
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On a positive note, during recessions like this we learn how delicious our pets are.
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:22 AM   #18
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I can sing all of Celine Dion's songs by heart.
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Old 12-02-2007, 10:38 AM   #19
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and what about your husband...is he still in jail ?
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:19 AM   #20
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On a positive note, during recessions like this we learn how delicious our pets are.
You're eating one, right now.
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Old 12-02-2007, 02:26 PM   #21
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Now finish up what's on your plate...you always said you loved Fifi the best.
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:10 PM   #22
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Describing it isn't doing any good. Here, smell my finger.
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:24 PM   #23
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She came in from the blizzard, took her coat off, and my god! you could see her nipples were like Bing cherries through her shirt.
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:37 PM   #24
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So, has your son grown out of that lisp yet?
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:41 AM   #25
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wow the likeness to your last girlfriend is simply un canny!
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:25 AM   #26
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Mom and Dad...how is your sex life?
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Old 12-03-2007, 08:15 AM   #27
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Well, my coconut allergy has developed a new facet...in addition to the wailing and hives, now my left nostril also secretes copious amounts of green mucus.

I just love it so much though.

These macaroons are delicious. Perhaps we should lay a tarp on the floor.
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:02 AM   #28
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I answered one of those internet ads, and they sent me this elaborate contraption of weights and elastic cords. It's surprisingly comfortable. In fact, I'm wearing it right now. I'll show you -- see, this goes around here, and that goes there ...
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Old 12-03-2007, 02:47 PM   #29
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hey, do you know what works best for athlete's foot? especially when you have those crumbly edges on your toenails?
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Old 12-03-2007, 06:10 PM   #30
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I mean, there I was, sitting in the coffeeshop, enjoying my latte when, who'd've thunk? Flatulence.
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