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Old 06-03-2007, 08:35 AM   #1
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:22 AM   #2
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:27 AM   #3
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look, i don't care whether you call him or not. it's your business.
he's an asshole, and you're an asshole for calling him. end of.
so let's talk about something else.

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Old 06-03-2007, 11:31 AM   #4
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Slobodan Milosevic Enters Hell
August 20, 1941 - March 11, 2006

Slobodan Milosevic,
The prince of earthly hates,
Died and took the pathway which
Approached the Pearly Gates.

St Peter held the file and gauged
Its countless horrors well,
Then, looking more fatigued and aged,
Said "You belong in Hell."

So Slobodan declared "I've won!
I've beaten Heaven's best!"
And went to tell the tale he'd spun
To Satan and the rest.

Next morning at the Pearly Gates
Ten billion demons stand
All fearful of their final fates
At great St Peter's hand.

St Peter pinched his ancient nose:
His enervation showed.
"Who are you, and who are those
Behind you on the road?"

The front-most demon cringed and said
"Have mercy on us please --
The Serbs run Hell, and Satan's dead,
And now we’re refugees."
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:11 PM   #5
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:19 PM   #6
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You may not know it, but I still love you to some extent. But when you treat me so fvcking horribly, all of those wonderful feelings get shattered by your insults. You may be brilliant, but you sure know how to kill a guy's sense of self-worth.

You need to realize how much your actions affect others. I know, I know, you can't. But TRY.

You're NOT fvcking alone. You've put yourself in your situation. Yeah, I had a major role, seeing as we were so close, but it's not permanent. Gah! And please, don't expect me to be there Every. Single. Time. you need someone. I only want to help you, but eventually you have to stop using others as your crutches and look to yourself for strength.

I think you should listen to this song. Mainly the middle part, not the end. It's not about the instrumentals, listen to the lyrics.

This doesn't mean I don't want to help, it just means I want respect.
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:23 PM   #7
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:54 PM   #8
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Um, remember when you told us that we're all emotionally retarded for not giving you weirdly long hugs the second time you ever turned up? And then the next time, after giving us an inappropriately detailed analysis of your childhood issues, you harshly criticized the guy that had hugged you but had also said ever-so-kindly that regular folks who don't really know you can't replace a qualified therapist, no matter how much they hug you. And then you talked about real estate for a really long time.

And now this week you brought meticulously formatted handouts about the medical and psychological benefits of hugging and handed them to us all individually.

It's just creepy.
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Old 08-04-2007, 06:06 PM   #9
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you could always try not being stoned for a couple of days, or even hours. i think you'd find it quite refreshing.
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:42 PM   #10
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dear asshole:

you know you didn't impress me last night, though perhaps you didn't understand the totality with which I saw through you.

you do not intimidate me. I've seen and dealt with far worse than you. you are an insecure, anxious little man who covers himself with bluster and bullies everyone around him. you have no magic. take your paranoia somewhere else.

in your fear, you have constructed an airtight little shell around you. I feel profoundly sorry for you, but I have no patience or time for you either. I will not fight you, so quit hoping.

yours,

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Old 08-05-2007, 01:48 PM   #11
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Dear a-hole,
If you'd leave lulu alone, I'd consider it a personal favor to yourself.
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:03 PM   #12
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:40 PM   #13
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:18 AM   #14
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I had a dream.
You were about to fall into a trap
so I went to help you, without even thinking.
But I hit a glass wall that I didn't even notice.
I couldn't get to you.
Now I don't think that wall's coming down any time soon
but I'm happy that you have some good people
on that side of the wall with you.
(I hope they save you!)
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:43 AM   #15
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YOU ARE THE BEST

and I love you very much.
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