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Old 08-18-2007, 01:45 PM   #331
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oh i'm sick of you already!
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Old 08-18-2007, 01:47 PM   #332
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They told me you were dead, but I didn't believe it. The Shut Up man is a universal constant, like the speed of light.

You were in the loo for a long time, though. No more samosas for you.
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Old 08-26-2007, 12:13 PM   #333
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This is clearly copyright infringement. I hope you haven't told your lawyer to shut up recently.



Lookit 'im smilin' like a smug monkey. Disgraceful.
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:04 AM   #334
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SHUTPU
Yes!

Do you have the old "touched up" photos of him, too?
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:21 AM   #335
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Dear SUHT UP Man:

Are you available for parties and other functions? What are your rates?

sincerely,

Lulu
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:56 PM   #336
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the shut up man is sorry to announce that he is currently out of office and cannot process your request.

He is enjoying a well deserved vacation in the "bugger off" islands.

Any business related items are put on hold until further notice.
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:23 PM   #337
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Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?

Not that I have one written in red letters with tiny hearts drawn around it on my calendar or anything.

Just wondering.
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:38 PM   #338
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Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?
you bet!
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:54 PM   #339
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Oh good.
I've got an angioplasty scheduled for my parakeet next week, and he promised to give the cardiologist some pointers if I paid for his next back waxing.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:08 PM   #340
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word on the street says shut up man thickened his back hair before the vacation to save on sun screen
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:25 AM   #341
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That's fine.
I recoup the money by selling the hair to Paris Hilton's hair extensions manufacturer.
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:04 AM   #342
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are you available for "parties"... "other" functions? ... rates?
..what you and your swinger-friends get up to at weekends is entirely yours own business, however SUHT UP and don't inslut me with transparent attempts to embroil me in yours seedy suburban goings-on.

i mean, do i look like that type of person?

well. do i?


^it's REHTORICAL so don't answer. SHUT UP.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:38 PM   #343
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Hi there! Nice to see you again. Would you like share sandwich with me this afternoon?
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:00 AM   #344
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Hi, just popping round to borrow a cup of sugar!
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #345
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^i wish someone would lend her a cup of SHUT UP
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