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Old 12-30-2009, 02:24 PM   #3826
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my mothers logic earlier today--

mom: would you like some smoked eel on toast?
me: thats an endangered species nowadays, almost extinct!
mom: i know, thats why we can still eat it.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:30 PM   #3827
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frieda please may you provide the original of that converstaion ^ in its original netherlandish language version? i feel i might enjoy trying to act it outloud on my settee later this evening, with two glovepuppets to reperesent you & yours mom.

thank you for your patience and understanding in his matter!
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Old 12-30-2009, 09:06 PM   #3828
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this made me laugh (the cave part made me laugh)

"Tiny Reader Puts Wikipedia In Your Pocket | Wired.com
When the zombie apocalypse hits, you’ll want to have a copy of Wikipedia with you. And you’ll want to make sure it works even if the power is out, cellphone and internet connections are nonexistent, and you’re hunkered down in a remote cave. That way, you’ll be able to consult the sum of all human knowledge to figure out if that mushroom you’re looking at is a healthy and nutritious snack, or a fatally neurotoxic toadstool…"


(in the olden days sometimes animals were corralled into caves for the night)
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Old 01-02-2010, 01:52 AM   #3829
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It makes a good case for making sure it's the one thing you grab when you're escaping a zombie attack. That's what I call good advertising!
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Old 01-02-2010, 04:19 AM   #3830
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:20 PM   #3831
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Old 01-07-2010, 03:57 AM   #3832
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:17 AM   #3833
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:53 PM   #3834
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LOL!
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:12 AM   #3835
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My counter part said....

In a meeting, my counterpart said, "I can't do that ( a task he was asked to do) because I am incompetent". (and I am a crappy speller) He makes about $20,000 a year more than me. I thought to myself, "If you really don't believe you can do the work, that is one thing, but why announce it to everyone?" I do get alot of his work to complete. Funny to me.
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Old 01-23-2010, 05:42 AM   #3836
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clarification : it made me chuckle (not at the situation which is grim)

just the word

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Old 01-23-2010, 10:40 AM   #3837
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:25 AM   #3838
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(Not accurate for Ford... or the Windstar)(though it certainly is a crappy car)
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:14 PM   #3839
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^I did a Chrysler commercial last year minutes after their bailout and I made a LOT of money, considering the fact that I was only background. I consider it my own little piece of the stimulus package. But I was amazed at the amount of utter waste and incompetence on that shoot.

This made me laugh today -
If games inspired by today's movies and TV shows were made by Atari...
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