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Old 10-07-2005, 03:52 PM   #196
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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. Thet get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps on to the windshield and hisses at them.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the wipers on. That should get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues to hiss at them.
"What shall we do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer...I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and contnues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him you're cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking, " says Sister Catherine. She opens the car window and shouts, "Get the fvck off the car, you asshole!"
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Old 10-07-2005, 03:55 PM   #197
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your jokes are too good for this thread
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Old 10-07-2005, 03:58 PM   #198
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So, is there a "good" joke thread?
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Old 10-07-2005, 04:01 PM   #199
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I use to know some bad norwegian jokes of course told by a swede, but I can't remember any. I am the worst joke teller. What's the point of telling them if you can remember the punch-line?
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:30 PM   #200
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Yes, Norway and Sweden has an ongoing joke war. We are winning of course.
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Old 10-08-2005, 05:45 PM   #201
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Selvfo(/)gelig! It's because the Swedes have no sense of humor.
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Old 10-08-2005, 05:49 PM   #202
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you speak norwegian!
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Old 10-09-2005, 03:50 PM   #203
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Very little, unfortunately, but I have a good dictionary. I grew up hearing it. My dad and grandmother would speak it when they didn't want us kids to know what they were talking about. My brother speaks it well, but then he's spent more time in Norge than I.
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Old 10-09-2005, 06:34 PM   #204
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What did the female rabbit say to the male rabbit?

"This won't take long, did it?"
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Old 10-10-2005, 02:15 AM   #205
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No - "What's up, Doc? Again?"
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:14 PM   #206
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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?




He was looking for a Czech mate.
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:15 PM   #207
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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?




Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:16 PM   #208
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Why don't blind people like to skydive?



It scares the crap out of the dogs.
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Old 10-11-2005, 05:23 PM   #209
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A woman goes into a bar and sits down next to me, and buys me drinks, and gives me her phone number written on her panties and wants me to take her outside over the hood of her Ferrari and treat her roughly biting her nipples and spanking her like a slut and she's naked except for her high heels and...and...

...oops!


sorry , wrong thread...
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Old 10-11-2005, 05:24 PM   #210
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^^ no, dinz. I think this is the right thread for that.
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