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Marcus Bales · 07-29-2008, 08:30 PM

How do you tell if your pet elephants have been having sex?

The garbage can liner is missing and there's a quarter on the doorstep.

brightpearl · 08-04-2008, 02:48 PM

What did one snowman say to the other?

"Do you smell carrots?"

brightpearl · 08-09-2008, 11:20 PM

oh oh oh

One atom says to the other, "Someone has stolen one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Marcus Bales · 08-10-2008, 09:08 AM

What do you call an atom that's missing one electron?

I don't know, either, but you'd better keep your ion it.

brightpearl · 11-16-2008, 08:22 PM

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a martinus."

The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

brightpearl · 08-18-2009, 11:40 PM

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig.

Marcus Bales · 08-19-2009, 08:28 AM

What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep.

brightpearl · 11-13-2009, 01:37 AM

What game can you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Marcus Bales · 11-13-2009, 03:06 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Brynn · 11-20-2009, 11:14 PM

I think we've all visited the same site now

madasacutsnake · 11-21-2009, 05:17 AM

A man is telling his friend about the great night he had.

"I found a woman tied to the railway tracks! I untied her and took her home and we sex all night long! We did it every way you can imagine, even up the bum!"

"Mate, that's amazing," says the friend. "Did you get a blow job?"

"No," he replies, "I didn't find the head"

Marcus Bales · 11-21-2009, 10:40 AM

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard the snowblower approaching.

brightpearl · 11-21-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn

I think we've all visited the same site now

Awright, here's one my son told me when he was about 3. I think you'll agree it's entirely...um...original.

Q: "Why did the kitty cross the road?"

A: "Tractor."

And then he laughed himself blue.

Marcus Bales · 11-22-2009, 10:29 AM

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Green.

Unless they're also Dadaists, and then:

Fish.

YsaPur EsChomuw · 11-25-2009, 01:20 PM

What does a transvestite do for Christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary.

07-29-2008, 08:30 PM	#286
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	How do you tell if your pet elephants have been having sex? The garbage can liner is missing and there's a quarter on the doorstep. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-10-2008, 09:08 AM	#289
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	What do you call an atom that's missing one electron? I don't know, either, but you'd better keep your ion it. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-19-2009, 08:28 AM	#292
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	What do elephants use as tampons? Sheep. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

11-13-2009, 03:06 AM	#294
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	What's brown and sticky? A stick. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

11-20-2009, 11:14 PM	#295
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	I think we've all visited the same site now __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

08-04-2008, 02:48 PM	#287
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	What did one snowman say to the other? "Do you smell carrots?"

08-09-2008, 11:20 PM	#288
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	oh oh oh One atom says to the other, "Someone has stolen one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

11-16-2008, 08:22 PM	#290
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a martinus." The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?" Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

08-18-2009, 11:40 PM	#291
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.

11-13-2009, 01:37 AM	#293
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	What game can you play with a wombat? Wom.

11-21-2009, 05:17 AM	#296
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	A man is telling his friend about the great night he had. "I found a woman tied to the railway tracks! I untied her and took her home and we sex all night long! We did it every way you can imagine, even up the bum!" "Mate, that's amazing," says the friend. "Did you get a blow job?" "No," he replies, "I didn't find the head" __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

11-21-2009, 10:40 AM	#297
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Why did the snowman smile? He heard the snowblower approaching. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 11-21-2009 at 10:59 AM.

11-22-2009, 10:29 AM	#299
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Green. Unless they're also Dadaists, and then: Fish. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

11-25-2009, 01:20 PM	#300
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	What does a transvestite do for Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary.

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