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Old 05-05-2009, 10:42 AM   #136
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my assumpsit got stuck in reverse
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Old 05-07-2009, 02:47 PM   #137
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real excuse from a girl in my hockey team years ago:


i had to poop but i'm having my period, and the only tampon i had was already in use, so i had to poop very carefully not to lose the tampon, and now i'm late for hockey training
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:04 PM   #138
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^ wow

I'm late because I can't be arsed, frankly.
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:06 PM   #139
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I'm late because I have been waiting for the judging of The Dictionary Game.
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:32 PM   #140
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I got hung up trying to tell the difference between dog food and pate.
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:12 PM   #141
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I made the mistake of asking Brightpearl to bring hors d'oevres to my party.

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Old 05-19-2009, 09:56 PM   #142
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i was carried away with my writings
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:03 PM   #143
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I was waiting for funkytuba to stop punching his ponask.
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:05 PM   #144
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I was waiting for Tuba to stop funking his ponask.
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:08 PM   #145
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I was trying to be early for something else, but I figured it can wait.
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:11 PM   #146
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My fingernail got caught in the curtain and I couldn't get away until some three-inch aliens came and set me free.
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:55 PM   #147
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Funky called with his excuse, and it took so long that now I'm late for this.
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Old 05-29-2009, 02:09 AM   #148
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I got deported
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Old 05-29-2009, 02:13 AM   #149
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Old 05-29-2009, 02:21 AM   #150
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I got distracted
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