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Old 08-29-2005, 09:49 AM   #166
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:58 AM   #167
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:09 AM   #168
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:19 AM   #169
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these

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Old 08-29-2005, 10:29 AM   #170
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our "henphones©"? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:38 AM   #171
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:53 AM   #172
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations?
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:00 AM   #173
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Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations?


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Old 08-29-2005, 11:31 AM   #174
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.
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Old 08-29-2005, 12:59 PM   #175
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I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country of
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:20 PM   #177
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:44 PM   #178
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover

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Old 08-29-2005, 03:58 PM   #179
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:35 AM   #180
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.
We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.
My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also
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