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Old 04-11-2008, 04:28 PM   #256
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Be careful with that stuff! You don't want to blow anything up!









Right now I'm wearing my black honorificabilitudinitatibus baseball cap and it's making me a better person.
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Old 04-11-2008, 05:25 PM   #257
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I haven't stuck any digits into a blender.
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:33 PM   #258
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I haven't stuck any digits into a blender.
WELL BRAG ABOUT IT, WHY DONCHA
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:35 PM   #259
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I am seriously considering a nap.
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:23 PM   #260
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I've just had one of the toughest 2-hour meetings of my entire life so far.

Is it OK if I go to sleep now?
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:51 PM   #261
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i had my wound redressed today and the doctor said it looked healthy and admired the ER doctor's stitch job. it looks horrifying, though. it's a wound only a doctor could love. it is seriously gruesome.

i did take a picture though, just to record history. i won't share though, it would scare baby jesus.
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Old 04-11-2008, 11:09 PM   #262
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am I sick to want to see pictures of this legendary wound?

I'll trade you for a pic of the stitches through my fingernail from last year
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:04 AM   #263
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I'll see you and offer a pic of my dislocated knee!
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:23 AM   #264
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me too, in exchange for images of gruesome swollen mosquito bites
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:55 AM   #265
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Um... I have a picture of a pickle, will that do?
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:43 AM   #266
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WE'RE NOT PLAYING GROSS-OUT POKER!!!!!
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Old 04-12-2008, 11:04 AM   #267
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When the twins are a little bigger, tell them that you got the scar trying to conceive them. Then look significantly at your husband. Refuse to give a different version of the story until they are sufficiently old and industrious enough to read message boards.
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Old 04-12-2008, 11:11 AM   #268
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WE'RE NOT PLAYING GROSS-OUT POKER!!!!!
Why? I've just mustered up some courage to post my photos...
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Old 04-12-2008, 12:18 PM   #269
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When the twins are a little bigger, tell them that you got the scar trying to conceive them. Then look significantly at your husband. Refuse to give a different version of the story until they are sufficiently old and industrious enough to read message boards.
That is effing brilliant.
Kids these days don't have enough of such shenanigans in their lives and that's what's wrong with America.
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Old 04-12-2008, 12:43 PM   #270
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When the twins are a little bigger, tell them that you got the scar trying to conceive them. Then look significantly at your husband. Refuse to give a different version of the story until they are sufficiently old and industrious enough to read message boards.
thats funny
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