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Old 05-12-2004, 11:27 AM   #751
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weissenflatz, would you prefer $1000 dollars or the next answer?


It's an autographed picture of David Hasselhoff!
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:29 AM   #752
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What did you win at the White Elephant raffle?

It is in the desk drawer.
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:31 AM   #753
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Where's the key to the desk drawer?



You can keep it.
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:31 AM   #754
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Where's grandma's defibrillator?

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Old 05-12-2004, 03:26 PM   #755
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Got anywhere I can keep this virtual taco?

It just keeps going and going and going...
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Old 05-12-2004, 04:44 PM   #756
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Any thoughts on the Thread Killers thread?

An amazing amount of toothpaste and turtle wax.
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Old 05-12-2004, 04:45 PM   #757
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How did you get Dinz so nice and shiney?

I baked them myself.
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Old 05-12-2004, 04:52 PM   #758
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Are they really your buns?



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Old 05-12-2004, 04:57 PM   #759
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Whats an alternative to the phrase "Laverne without haste"?



Your mother, your uncle, four of your cousins and your grandmother's chiahuahua.
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Old 05-12-2004, 04:59 PM   #760
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Guess who is staying in your room when they come to visit?

A lemming farm.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:00 PM   #761
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what is in your sock this very instant?



a very horny jrocker sex slave.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:10 PM   #762
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What did Agent come to the party dressed as?



a lemon entry my dear Watson.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:16 PM   #763
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What did Sherlock Holmes reply when Dr. Watson asked which entrance he should use to park his car?




Ay caramba.
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:53 PM   #764
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Would you like to do a Mexican Hat dance for us?

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Old 05-12-2004, 07:17 PM   #765
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What does beale truly want to be?

Peppermint please.
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