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Old 10-04-2009, 11:41 AM   #271
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If ever there was a bowel movement that was the bowel movement that takes me down one whole pants size, this morning's bowel movement was that bowel movement.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:55 PM   #272
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^ Inappropriate Dinner (breakfast) Converstations thread
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:14 PM   #273
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:47 PM   #274
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awesome, ever since i switched from 70% to 30% non-digestible fibres in my daily food intake. thought i'd let you know.
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:52 PM   #275
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what are non-digestible fibres? i imagine a tea-towel...
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:09 PM   #276
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fibers that are said to "clean" your intestines by binding to cholesterol, contaminants, serve as food for bacteria and help your bowel move.

there's soft ones and hard ones, soft ones in fruit & veggies help and hard ones. the hard ones are found in wheat and grains and rice and such.

i reduced the wholewheat bread and rice and am eating more vegetables and fruit. i haven't had broooommmmmmm poop ever since. you know, the kind that has about 12 seconds between the first rumble and the explosion.

don't you just love the poop talk?
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:26 AM   #277
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I will put it down in my notebook - when I run out of things to talk about (which is most often the case) I will pull out this little gem of information unexpectedly like a magician pulls out a white rabbit of a black top hat.
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:42 PM   #278
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do you think there's ever rabbit droppings in those magician's hats?
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:39 PM   #279
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a fair amount, i'd guess. it's no coincidence that soon after they conjure up bunches of roses. i suppose to cover up the smell of rabbit droppings. they recycle those on rosebeds, i think. the circle of life, ha!
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:03 AM   #280
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...or perhaps it's the bunny bombs that help grow the the roses?
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Old 06-29-2011, 01:51 AM   #281
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There is a very large woman at work. She leaves the toilet a mess. Every damn time. Her feces is left all over it. Then we have to clean it before the rest of us can use it. We know it would hurt her feelings if we confront her with this. So what do we say? Yes we know it is her.
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Old 06-29-2011, 02:14 AM   #282
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Hang up a sign and hire a cleaner
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:11 AM   #283
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^let me clarify-- i've been to many horrible ladies bathrooms and sometimes there was a sign on the inside of the door that said something like

"please look back and clean up behind you" or something or "use the brush if you miss the bowl" or "to prevent clogging please toss your tampons and pads in the bin"

one sign had a picture of a hippo spraying poop. it made me laugh, perhaps that's an idea?
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:14 AM   #284
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awesome, ever since i switched from 70% to 30% non-digestible fibres in my daily food intake. thought i'd let you know.
i am now able to digest small portions of lactose without swelling up like a balloon and drowing in methane. awesome
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