03-31-2004, 12:50 AM
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Butt-F***ing the World
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what will i do the next time i make black bean salsa?
where the hookers live Last edited by Deviate : 03-31-2004 at 12:53 AM. |
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03-31-2004, 12:56 AM
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Stuck in T.O.
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Floundering
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What is two blocks from my house? ... after all 8th ave is porno row.
Jaw dropping drama |
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03-31-2004, 01:04 AM
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Butt-F***ing the World
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What will a viewer avoid by watching the WB?
a buck and a quarter |
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03-31-2004, 04:55 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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A doe walks into a bar...
Never. Well... actually, always.
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03-31-2004, 08:11 AM
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cunning stunt
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sunny south of France
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how many times have you had obcene thoughts about other members on this board?
sometimes small & pink, sometimes huge & red.
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03-31-2004, 09:52 AM
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no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
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What color is the sun?
You can use peanut butter instead. |
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03-31-2004, 10:52 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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Is there an alternative to sunblock?
Twice that I know of. |
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03-31-2004, 05:20 PM
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always somewhere else
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: still somewhere else
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Has your cat ever swallowed the moon?
Sixty-two feet and two inches.
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Jamaica me crazy! |
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03-31-2004, 05:24 PM
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cunning stunt
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sunny south of France
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how far does the snot go when your cat sneezes?
very very quietly.
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03-31-2004, 05:54 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Why would that make my rectum itch?
As far as I can tell, the penguin was the one who needed it most. |
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03-31-2004, 05:58 PM
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cunning stunt
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why would that make my rectum itch? very very quietly.
that doesnt make sense.
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Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!). Now an English teach (who still can't spell). Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!). |
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03-31-2004, 07:51 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Location: The Left Coast
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Paraphrase for me The Chewbacca Defense...
Only when I'm immobilized.
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03-31-2004, 08:42 PM
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always somewhere else
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: still somewhere else
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Do you ever see flying monkeys and little green fairies?
I don't understand the question. (Raisins.)
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04-01-2004, 12:38 AM
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Seductress
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In your mouth
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GRAPES!?!?!?!?
ew.
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dark. rich. scrumptious. indescribably beautiful. |
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04-01-2004, 11:05 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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Would you like to see what I just sneezed into this hankie?
Left foot, right foot. |
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