You know you're not quite awake when...

[maychorian]

you realize that you're using your eighteen-year-old brother's toothbrush, and you don't care.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
Sparticle - he's ten.
LOL, who had to clean up his....mess?

Well, he did. I was laughing too hard to be of much use. The cat was none too happy, though -- he'd been sleeping in the corner of the broom closet. So he got even by peeing all over my ex's ski jacket at a later date.

The cat, however, was wide awake.

[Dark Chocolate]

…you keep doing “the nod.”

[Wldchld]

Start posting a reply then notice afterwards that you have posted to the wrong thread. smooth

[RuneT]

when I look at a bread crumb for 30 minutes.

[priceyfatprude]

When you have the dream that you're in the shower, making your coffee, eating breakfast.

Then you awake w/ start & realize it's much later than you'd intended.

I ****ing hate that dream. For me it's worse than the one where I'm at school naked.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Dark Chocolate
…you keep doing “the nod.”

HA! One of my best friend's does a version of that -- it's called the "bob" (now, now, don't be perverted, it's not like that) ...

She would drink a bit too much and inevitably her head would start to "bob" as she'd drift in and out of semi-consciousness. She'd be out on the dance floor and suddenly succomb to the "bob" ... to get her to stop we started saying "Oh oh L! Bobbie's baaaack!" and she'd jerk her head upright and continue dancing.

Aw yeah, good times.

[catbelly]

Originally posted by RuneT
when I look at a bread crumb for 30 minutes.

[chuckie egg]

you open the curtains and try to get dressed in the dark instead of just switching the light on

[RuneT]

When you make tee or coffee and you leave it untouched somewhere.

[priceyfatprude]

When you try to eat this

http://www.millstone.com/pages/ourco...hocolateVelvet


right out of the farking freezer.