12-18-2006, 12:35 PM
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monkey
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anti xmas cards
For all the Christmas haters among us.....
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12-18-2006, 12:44 PM
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monkey
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there's a new hero in town and he's called Anti-Claus!
  ^^^ Always watch this film at xmas... it never fails to make me laugh! |
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12-18-2006, 12:54 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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You can torture him all you want here.
Some suggestions: Fly Cut down tree Sing Shave beard Dance Deliver toys Give gifts Spit Remove hat Play with Rudolph (multiple responses) Laugh Kiss Me Ride Rudolph Decorate Tree Read |
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12-18-2006, 12:58 PM
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monkey
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awww... trish thats the BEST anti-xmas gift ever!
hours of fun!  |
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12-18-2006, 02:06 PM
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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12-18-2006, 02:16 PM
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monkey
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^^^
 I'm gonna print, sign and hang that up in my shop! |
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12-18-2006, 07:02 PM
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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12-18-2006, 08:15 PM
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feline, naturally
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Okay, what's the trick?
I can't do anything. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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12-18-2006, 09:22 PM
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landscaping is fun
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pst - I think that's the point.
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12-18-2006, 10:06 PM
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12-18-2006, 10:14 PM
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feline, naturally
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Thanks, Av. I burnt my Santy to a crispex. Burrrrp.
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12-19-2006, 02:29 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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12-20-2006, 01:52 PM
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Workers show their unhappiness at the North Pole...
 
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12-20-2006, 03:09 PM
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feline, naturally
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Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************************** *** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie. Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy Dear Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ************************************************** ** Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky Dear Mark, First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams, Santa
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