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Jack Flanders · 10-01-2006, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

You're such a shit.

I'm sorry (no, i'm not) this is my favorite.

honeybadger · 10-22-2006, 08:19 AM

Hey! Oh my God, is that you? I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!*

*this was actually said to me on a crowded subway during the morning commute.

Coffee · 10-24-2006, 08:13 PM

Geta your mirror outa my face Leonardo!

Titanlcaxx · 03-13-2007, 02:38 AM

What does THIS button do?

l'azizza · 05-06-2007, 08:59 PM

don't go away mad
(just go away)

brightpearl · 05-06-2007, 09:01 PM

Que onda, guero?

Numinous Molva · 05-07-2007, 10:22 AM

I'm sorry, Mother; I tried to be good, but the voices wouldn't let me. I hope you can get the stain out of the rug.

rapscalious rob · 06-26-2007, 03:23 AM

don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you

Coffee · 06-26-2007, 07:42 AM

No dear, those pants don't make your ass look fat.

(It's a multi-use phrase)

Marcus Bales · 06-26-2007, 08:43 AM

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Dorkahontas · 07-13-2007, 12:30 AM

"Thanks for calling! I have a lot of exciting changes going on right now. Leave a message and I'll give you a call to tell you all about it. If I don't call you back, you're one of the changes." [beeeep]

Stephi_B · 07-13-2007, 07:21 AM

Bussi baba

Marcus Bales · 07-14-2007, 10:43 AM

Neutral Tones
Thomas Hardy

We stood by a pond that winter day,
And the sun was white, as though chidden of God,
And a few leaves lay on the starving sod;
They had fallen from an ash, and were gray.

Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove
Over tedious riddles of years ago;
And some words played between us to and fro
On which lost the more by our love.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing...

Since then keen lessons that love deceives
And wrings with wrong have shaped to me
Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree,
And a pond edged with grayish leaves.

brightpearl · 07-14-2007, 06:28 PM

Baby, go down to the drugstore, and buy me a guitar string
Be sure to wear your coat girl 'cause it might rain
'Cause honey, you know that rain is bad for my guitar strings [oooh, *snap*

]
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Baby, I've tried your doctors, they just couldn't make me well
The higher I tried to climb the farther I fell
I guess it must have blew my mind sniffing the fumes of hell
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Baby, throw away my pillow just before you turn the light
All you'll have next to you now will be the night
I'll be somewhere wrong you'll be somewhere right
Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight
Put on the one that's warm and long
'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song.

Waylon Jennings

l'azizza · 07-17-2007, 06:47 AM

"LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!"

06-26-2007, 03:23 AM	#113
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

06-26-2007, 08:43 AM	#115
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-14-2007, 10:43 AM	#118
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Neutral Tones Thomas Hardy We stood by a pond that winter day, And the sun was white, as though chidden of God, And a few leaves lay on the starving sod; They had fallen from an ash, and were gray. Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove Over tedious riddles of years ago; And some words played between us to and fro On which lost the more by our love. The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing Alive enough to have strength to die; And a grin of bitterness swept thereby Like an ominous bird a-wing... Since then keen lessons that love deceives And wrings with wrong have shaped to me Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree, And a pond edged with grayish leaves. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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10-22-2006, 08:19 AM	#107
honeybadger Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 8	Hey! Oh my God, is that you? I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!* *this was actually said to me on a crowded subway during the morning commute.

10-24-2006, 08:13 PM	#108
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Geta your mirror outa my face Leonardo!

03-13-2007, 02:38 AM	#109
Titanlcaxx monkey Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 24	What does THIS button do?

05-06-2007, 08:59 PM	#110
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	don't go away mad (just go away)

05-06-2007, 09:01 PM	#111
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Que onda, guero?

05-07-2007, 10:22 AM	#112
Numinous Molva Expert Hotdog Slicer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Yes, I'm afraid so. Posts: 27	I'm sorry, Mother; I tried to be good, but the voices wouldn't let me. I hope you can get the stain out of the rug.

06-26-2007, 07:42 AM	#114
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	No dear, those pants don't make your ass look fat. (It's a multi-use phrase)

07-13-2007, 12:30 AM	#116
Dorkahontas monkey Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 82	"Thanks for calling! I have a lot of exciting changes going on right now. Leave a message and I'll give you a call to tell you all about it. If I don't call you back, you're one of the changes." [beeeep]

07-13-2007, 07:21 AM	#117
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Bussi baba

07-14-2007, 06:28 PM	#119
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Baby, go down to the drugstore, and buy me a guitar string Be sure to wear your coat girl 'cause it might rain 'Cause honey, you know that rain is bad for my guitar strings [oooh, snap ] Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight Put on the one that's warm and long 'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song. Baby, I've tried your doctors, they just couldn't make me well The higher I tried to climb the farther I fell I guess it must have blew my mind sniffing the fumes of hell Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight Put on the one that's warm and long 'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song. Baby, throw away my pillow just before you turn the light All you'll have next to you now will be the night I'll be somewhere wrong you'll be somewhere right Put on your warm coat honey, it's gonna be cold tonight Put on the one that's warm and long 'Cause you're just before hearin' my brand new goodbye song. Waylon Jennings

07-17-2007, 06:47 AM	#120
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	"LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!"