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Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 09:09 AM

I could eat a horse of a different color.

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 09:10 AM

That's beating a dead horse you rode in on.

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 01:59 PM

That's putting the cart before the horsemen of the apocalypse

CherishHellfire · 07-31-2007, 07:24 PM

You can lead a horse with no name.

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 08:30 PM

Don't horse around Robin Hood's barn.

rapscalious rob · 08-02-2007, 05:41 PM

You can't have your cake and lie in it.

Marcus Bales · 08-03-2007, 04:07 PM

You made your bed now lie like a rug.

Odbe · 08-03-2007, 09:44 PM

Sleep like falling over a log.

Dorkahontas · 08-04-2007, 12:04 AM

Today I heard one of my company's VPs say "We're going to milk that wave until it's dry"

Marcus Bales · 08-04-2007, 12:17 AM

You've got to ride that wave good-bye.

rapscalious rob · 08-04-2007, 03:01 AM

Better safe than never.

Marcus Bales · 08-04-2007, 07:08 AM

The carrot and the stick up your ass

Odbe · 08-05-2007, 02:11 AM

That's the pot calling the kettle full of bathwater.

Coffee · 08-05-2007, 10:32 PM

There is more than one way to fry a cat fish skin.

Odbe · 08-06-2007, 03:41 AM

07-31-2007, 09:09 AM	#106
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I could eat a horse of a different color. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 09:10 AM	#107
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	That's beating a dead horse you rode in on. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 01:59 PM	#108
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	That's putting the cart before the horsemen of the apocalypse __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 07:24 PM	#109
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	You can lead a horse with no name. __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-31-2007, 08:30 PM	#110
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Don't horse around Robin Hood's barn. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-02-2007, 05:41 PM	#111
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	You can't have your cake and lie in it. __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

08-03-2007, 04:07 PM	#112
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	You made your bed now lie like a rug. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-03-2007, 09:44 PM	#113
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Sleep like falling over a log.

08-04-2007, 12:04 AM	#114
Dorkahontas monkey Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 82	Today I heard one of my company's VPs say "We're going to milk that wave until it's dry"

08-04-2007, 12:17 AM	#115
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	You've got to ride that wave good-bye. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-04-2007, 03:01 AM	#116
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	Better safe than never. __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

08-04-2007, 07:08 AM	#117
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	The carrot and the stick up your ass __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-05-2007, 02:11 AM	#118
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	That's the pot calling the kettle full of bathwater.

08-05-2007, 10:32 PM	#119
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	There is more than one way to fry a cat fish skin.

08-06-2007, 03:41 AM	#120
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	^

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