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Old 07-09-2004, 08:07 PM   #1
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Cool Why I Rock:

I rock because:

-I received a fantastic job performance review.

-I gots me a new pad in the LBC! Go Beach!

-I am rocking out to Franky. Franky rocks too. I *heart* Franky.


How do you rock?
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Old 07-09-2004, 08:09 PM   #2
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Hey! You rock!
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Old 07-09-2004, 08:09 PM   #3
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- I am furrier than all of you.

- I am very tiny.

- I have a plastic mansion.

- People feed me and all I have to do is let them cuddle me. And they don't even get mad when I bite them.
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Old 07-09-2004, 08:44 PM   #4
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i rock because i have so much sex in a week with random people aged 12 to 52, that i can barely achieve an erection anymore.
(nee: "over induldgence thread")
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Old 07-09-2004, 08:47 PM   #5
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i rock because i have so much sex in a week with random people aged 12 to 52, that i can barely achieve an erection anymore.
(nee: "over induldgence thread")
Well that doesn't rock.
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Old 07-09-2004, 08:54 PM   #6
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I know... it's kind of squishy, actually...
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Old 07-09-2004, 11:02 PM   #7
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YOU DARE TO QUESTION WHY I ROCK? SILLY MORTAL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Old 07-09-2004, 11:20 PM   #8
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Quote:
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- I am furrier than all of you.

- I am very tiny.

- I have a plastic mansion.

- People feed me and all I have to do is let them cuddle me. And they don't even get mad when I bite them.
watch out for empty toilet paper rolls.
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Old 07-09-2004, 11:21 PM   #9
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YOU DARE TO QUESTION WHY I ROCK? SILLY MORTAL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Hey look! god is back and still boring.
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Old 07-10-2004, 01:31 AM   #10
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YOU DARE TO QUESTION WHY I ROCK? SILLY MORTAL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
love you God! *kisses*
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Old 07-10-2004, 02:48 AM   #11
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Re: Why I Rock:

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Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I rock because:

-I received a fantastic job performance review.

-I gots me a new pad in the LBC! Go Beach!

-I am rocking out to Franky. Franky rocks too. I *heart* Franky.


How do you rock?
Good for you and your good review.
Do you need to know the good coffee houses and such in LBC. Been here so long I have roots.
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Old 07-10-2004, 02:52 AM   #12
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Hey God! Can I ask you a question?
If you were gonna stick me with this kid who keeps dropping me anyway, why couldn't I a' been born a flying squirrel or something? Damn.

Oh. I rock because I can stuff enough things in my cheeks to make Pavarotti look anorectic.

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Old 07-10-2004, 03:13 AM   #13
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Bink stood up in a chair in his underwear at lunch today, just us two, he farted, sat down and proclaimed, "THAT was a BUTTSLAPPER!"

Do I rock or do I suck? I just don't know.
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Old 07-10-2004, 05:33 AM   #14
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I rock because after 18 days of tourmenting my poor mother in her house and her place of business... with fireworks and alcohol and punk rock music and anything else that you can imagine... i took her out and got her drunk.... and right there under the 4 million lights of downtown freemont street after having one to many 151 and orange slushies from the Bayou Casino while they were waving the American flag and proclaiming our superiority over the world... through tear filled eyes my mom asked me not to leave... and then she threw up in souvenier yard glass... twice. I ROCK.
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Old 07-10-2004, 05:42 AM   #15
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I also rock because I have not drunk dialed anyone in mor ethan a week. I was nearly close tonight though and then my mom said, "No, you cannot call France from my cell phone!?!".
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