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Old 08-23-2005, 07:55 AM   #1441
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My Scouser friend to a muslim woman who told her that she has to wash her wagina before she prays;

Listun. God made de woman's body in all it's glory ter bleed, ter grrer babies, ter give birth and (2" from woman's face) NAH FELLER IS GO'N TER TELL ME ME MITTY IS DIRTY. And if it's so dirty, why do dee spend 'alf their loife try'n ter get in thuz?!
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:18 AM   #1442
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:38 PM   #1443
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I answered the phone at work today using my old company name. ooops..
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:58 PM   #1444
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Originally Posted by http://bollocks.urbanup.com/1135875

"Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:27 AM   #1445
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:23 PM   #1446
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the service manager of my customer team in the delivery team meeting:

"4 servers down?? dude, that's like.. uh.. major monkey cvnt dude!"
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:59 PM   #1447
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:19 PM   #1448
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Is that man pooping on Ze's set design?

He's copied Ze's backdrop!!!!!
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:47 PM   #1449
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I fully expect to see something rainbow-colored exit his body.
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Old 08-26-2005, 03:31 AM   #1450
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:33 PM   #1451
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:23 PM   #1452
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Today I farted into a fan while playing Mario Kart on the Gamecube. The fan was blowing the fart back at me and I didn't even know it because I was so immersed in the game playing. I wasn't paying attention to the stench until after I had lost. That was when I realized that the fart had been up in my face the whole time.
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:57 PM   #1453
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mario kart is best on N64.
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:33 PM   #1454
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Old 08-27-2005, 11:58 PM   #1455
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mario kart is best on N64.
Actually - Super Nintendo
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