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Old 01-27-2006, 04:09 PM   #46
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When a cloud of hydrogen gas
was pulled in by its own mass
gravity's pressure fused the core
making energy, light, and more.
Twinkle twinkle yellow star
I found out just what you are.

Out in the acretion disk
extra clumps formed rocks like this
little planet that made us
out of interstellar dust.
Twinkle twinkle yellow star
I found out just what we are.

Steven Hawking
Age 8.
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:32 PM   #47
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I onse hadd a gurlfend nammed Venus
Who sed "nuthin will com betwen us
"Eksept (she sed later)
"My bigg red vibater
"Cuz it beets the hell out ov...


Darn. What rhymes with Venus... ?

-Sweet li'l Davy, Age 7
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Old 02-03-2006, 12:46 PM   #48
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Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wunder wot you are

my frend david say you are a alien who will eat our branes but he is a lier.




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Old 02-03-2006, 02:11 PM   #49
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i saw a dog
he ate a frog
then he puked
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:31 PM   #50
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I like to ski, I like to ski
I feel so free
Except when I fumble
And take a tumble.
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Old 02-25-2006, 11:15 AM   #51
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RODENT ROCK
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Feeding The Gerbils
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I was at the gerbil cage
and they were in a rage,
and I was reading a book
and they were eating the page!

Here I am on stage!
At such a wild young age!

(Chorus)
It's hard to rock when you're in a cage,
It's hard to rock when you're just our age!
But like a gerbil on a broken wheel
We're gonna roll, we're gonna squeal.

And though we don't have electric guitars,
And we don't quite know our three Rs,
I think we'll all be stars,
But for now, we're just feeding the gerbils.

Feeding the gerbils!
Feeding the gerbils!
(Chorus)

Miss Rat, age 6 (12/10/2003, from the archives)
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Old 02-27-2006, 09:53 AM   #52
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dvd dvd
dvd on my tv
rated r, what do i see?
boobies
and boobies
and boobies

and a little bit of hair
down there


-Little Scotty Whittaker
(Submitted to Mr. and Mrs. Whittaker
with a note requesting a parent-teacher
conference.)
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:15 AM   #53
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i wish i could die in my sleep
the gash in my heart is too deep

by age 7
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Old 04-15-2006, 11:06 AM   #54
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There once was a kid
a very strange kid
a kid with 100 eyeballs

(written by Daan in 2005)
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Old 04-15-2006, 03:48 PM   #55
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See the little frog
Sitting on a log
Wonder if it will burn?

(drafted shortly before the "Great Fire of '75" in Elliott Iowa)
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Old 04-17-2006, 02:33 AM   #56
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Smashed Wings

Oh my
the sky
is so so high
and I am so
so so
down low
I don't know why
I just can't fly
and so I sigh
and smoosh that fly
that fly that flies
into my eye
when I cry
oh my
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:28 AM   #57
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Just beccos you a biger than me
you think its funy to stik my hed in the toilet
and everywun larfs at me
and calls me poohead
well its not funy at all

Douglas aged 6 3/4
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Old 06-03-2006, 05:54 PM   #58
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haiku

Now that his dirty
hair's cut off,
my dog looks like a puppy
again.
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Old 06-06-2006, 12:23 PM   #59
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I will not tie fireworks to the puppy
I will not tie fireworks to the pupy
I will not tie firworks to ther puppy
I will not tie foirewowks to the puppy
I will not tie fioreworks to ther pupy



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Old 07-06-2007, 01:01 PM   #60
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Class Picture

Bobby, Billy
screaming and yelling
faces being made
The colour in the teacher's face
slowly starts to fade
Many children yelling, pointing
at a rat in a shoe
The cameraman is burning up,
and says, "I'm through with you!"
Sally's writing on the wall,
and little Sam begins to fall.
A blinding flash lights up
the room, just as Mark
screams, "KA-BOOM!"

5 weeks later, the pictures
are here.
The teacher and parents
all tremble in fear,
and as the pictures
come out, they shed
a small tear.
The pictures are horrid
and it's very quite clear,
that they're awful
and ugly,
but just wait 'til next year!

(small rat, age nine)
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