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Old 09-25-2005, 12:33 PM   #286
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Dear Superintendent of Public Schools Administrator,

I am riting to complane about the ejucashun I just got. Summ peppls tel mee tha foocher wil be brhigturr now butt i gos ta telya. howw? ITTCE EELEVN HO COLCK ATT NIEHT!!! (dament!)

Anda nuttathing -- howmy sposeta gitta jobat'll paymeanuffta
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:17 PM   #287
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Dear Superintendent of Public Schools Administrator,

I am riting to complane about the ejucashun I just got. Summ peppls tel mee tha foocher wil be brhigturr now butt i gos ta telya. howw? ITTCE EELEVN HO COLCK ATT NIEHT!!! (dament!)

Anda nuttathing -- howmy sposeta gitta jobat'll paymeanuffta by a spelchequer??

Sinsurly,,
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:35 PM   #288
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Dear Superintendent of Public Schools Administrator,

I am riting to complane about the ejucashun I just got. Summ peppls tel mee tha foocher wil be brhigturr now butt i gos ta telya. howw? ITTCE EELEVN HO COLCK ATT NIEHT!!! (dament!)

Anda nuttathing -- howmy sposeta gitta jobat'll paymeanuffta by a spelchequer??

Sinsurly,

George

PS How DO u splel "Kahndoughleeza"?
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:34 AM   #289
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Dear George,

To answer your last question first, generally it is spelled Tokenblackwoman but you may also see it spelled
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Old 10-03-2005, 07:33 AM   #290
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Dear George,

To answer your last question first, generally it is spelled Tokenblackwoman but you may also see it spelled TACKLE MA KNOB NOW.


coincidence? i think not.


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Old 10-03-2005, 07:47 AM   #291
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:41 PM   #292
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i am mildred's cousin bernice. i just got back from
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:18 PM   #293
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i am mildred's cousin bernice. i just got back from the hair salon
today and i got the WORST bang trim ever! my bangs are
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:56 PM   #294
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i am mildred's cousin bernice. i just got back from the hair salon today and i got the WORST bang trim ever! my bangs are level with the tiny scar on my forehead that i got at the age of 5 when i fell and hit my head on
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Old 10-03-2005, 03:27 PM   #295
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i am mildred's cousin bernice.

i just got back from the hair salon today and i got the WORST bang trim ever! my bangs are level with the tiny scar on my forehead that i got at the age of 5 when i fell and hit my head on that fateful day when i was to audition for the part of "annie" in my local theatre production of that same name.

i mean look at it - i've washed it twice since i got home and it's still totally spazzed out (surely it can't worse from here?). i feel like ringing my mum at work and shrieking down the phone "YOU'RE A LAWYER, SUE MY HAIRDRESSER'S ASS FOR EVERYTHING HE/SHE HAS!!"

i don't know why i paid. i think i was just in shock, and telling myself 'you might just not be used to it, wait for a while', but i nearly burst into tears when the guy who shamelessly took my money on behalf of my hairdresser said 'it looks cool'. i wanted to grab him by his scrawny neck and shake him until his teeth rattled. i'll know the next time though - not that i'm ever going there again.

shoes (may i call you shoes?), the salon was called

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Old 10-04-2005, 03:10 AM   #296
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i am mildred's cousin bernice.

i just got back from the hair salon today and i got the WORST bang trim ever! my bangs are level with the tiny scar on my forehead that i got at the age of 5 when i fell and hit my head on that fateful day when i was to audition for the part of "annie" in my local theatre production of that same name.

i mean look at it - i've washed it twice since i got home and it's still totally spazzed out (surely it can't worse from here?). i feel like ringing my mum at work and shrieking down the phone "YOU'RE A LAWYER, SUE MY HAIRDRESSER'S ASS FOR EVERYTHING HE/SHE HAS!!"

i don't know why i paid. i think i was just in shock, and telling myself 'you might just not be used to it, wait for a while', but i nearly burst into tears when the guy who shamelessly took my money on behalf of my hairdresser said 'it looks cool'. i wanted to grab him by his scrawny neck and shake him until his teeth rattled. i'll know the next time though - not that i'm ever going there again.

shoes (may i call you shoes?), the salon was called "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" which in my opinion is a pretty cute name if you like combining puns with cliches, which I do as a matter of fact, so I thought for sure that I could get at least some good bangs there without
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:35 AM   #297
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i am mildred's cousin bernice.

i just got back from the hair salon today and i got the WORST bang trim ever! my bangs are level with the tiny scar on my forehead that i got at the age of 5 when i fell and hit my head on that fateful day when i was to audition for the part of "annie" in my local theatre production of that same name.

i mean look at it - i've washed it twice since i got home and it's still totally spazzed out (surely it can't worse from here?). i feel like ringing my mum at work and shrieking down the phone "YOU'RE A LAWYER, SUE MY HAIRDRESSER'S ASS FOR EVERYTHING HE/SHE HAS!!"

i don't know why i paid. i think i was just in shock, and telling myself 'you might just not be used to it, wait for a while', but i nearly burst into tears when the guy who shamelessly took my money on behalf of my hairdresser said 'it looks cool'. i wanted to grab him by his scrawny neck and shake him until his teeth rattled. i'll know the next time though - not that i'm ever going there again.

shoes (may i call you shoes?), the salon was called "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" which in my opinion is a pretty cute name if you like combining puns with cliches, which I do as a matter of fact, so I thought for sure that I could get at least some good bangs there without ending up looking like a wet dog.

the future is just ridicule, extensions and hairbands ... i must have peace and this is the only way.

tell auntie mabel i love her and don't forget to feed the hamster

goodbye

-=bernice

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Old 10-06-2005, 07:03 AM   #298
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:59 PM   #299
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Dear Prudence,

Won't you come out to play?
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:22 AM   #300
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Dear Prudence,

Won't you come out to play?
Dear Prudence, the skies are so gray.
But your mum is out
No dad about
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