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Old 03-28-2008, 04:11 PM   #1876
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Ha!
Forgetting all about Veruka but minding about by bra,
this is my bra, I'm tending it, oh yes, I'm serving you drinks, food, entertainment and much more in it,
and now I want you to dance or at least compose a peom to celebrate either Veruka, or lemoncello, or my bra, or all of that together!
Stephi, Veruka, and Lemoncello

Though I've wondered if Veruki
Rhymes with cookie or with spooky,
Who would say it rhymes with kah?
And I will bet a lemoncello
Stephi's bra-tender would bellow
If I got inside her bra:
"Stay the hell away from Stephi!"
(His voice is in the treble clef -- he
Doesn't much inspire awe)
I would say "I'm not romancing,
I just came here for the dancing --
Get away from me, Francois."
And by the way, what kind of bouncer
Flutes his voicings like a flouncer
And answers to the name Francois?
"Where is V?" I'd say, disguising
That my up has not been wising,
“And bring martinis and foie gras.”
Holy shit, look at these prices!
“Coke, for me, with two lime slices,
And let me get the oysters, raw.”
So here I am, the tall guy, waiting,
Sipping Coke, anticipating,
My de vivre losing joie.
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:16 PM   #1877
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And to get Perla and mayhap some other volunteers dance for us in entrancing ways,
groan
still under the weather, so even'f I got drunk enough to dance, it would hardly be enticing, what with the coughing and the kleenex.

Hot toddy for me, please.
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:57 PM   #1878
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While you're waiting for your joie de vivre here would you like to entertain me?
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:13 PM   #1879
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Sure, what kind of entertainment do you like?
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:26 PM   #1880
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hot toddy with a side of pine cones for Pearly
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:08 PM   #1881
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oh man! pearly just offered me a joint made with the pine cones.
bloody horrible, but i did get high.
kinda.

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Old 03-28-2008, 06:52 PM   #1882
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Sure, what kind of entertainment do you like?
My favourite one is the you-do-the-talking I-do-the-listening type, but right now there's only Gomosexus and si-viagra here and I'm quite sure I wouldn't like listening to them. And I like games, too.


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oh man! pearly just offered me a joint made with the pine cones.
bloody horrible, but i did get high.
kinda.

How can you get high on pine cones unless you're a squirrel?
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Old 03-28-2008, 07:35 PM   #1883
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i got high on pearly.
try it, i think you'd like it.

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Old 03-28-2008, 08:35 PM   #1884
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Ceej you should be ashamed of yourself, dragging my goodie two shoes reputation in the mud!

Good stuff, innit?
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:48 PM   #1885
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anybody out there??
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Old 03-28-2008, 09:17 PM   #1886
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:37 AM   #1887
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You're five by five!

(that means, "I hear you loud and clear," not anything about broccoli)
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Old 03-29-2008, 04:23 AM   #1888
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broccoli is yummy with hollandaise sauce

that's all I have to say about that
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Old 03-29-2008, 04:29 AM   #1889
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Hi T.I.P.

are you up already or you haven't gone to sleep yet?
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Old 03-29-2008, 04:44 AM   #1890
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not asleep yet

soon though !
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