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catbelly · 09-11-2003, 09:18 PM

http://www.post-gazette.com/columnis...0sam0730p1.asp

You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn't always lock his front door. He wears Dockers. You hardly know he's there.

And then one day you discover that he has pot in his basement, spends his weekends at peace marches and that guy you've seen mowing the yard is his spouse.

Allow me to introduce Canada.

**********************

This article from a Philly newspaper cracked me up. It makes big generalizations about the US, which always makes me feel a bit nuts - but all in all I thought it was a tongue in cheek interesting comparison of Canada and the US. What do you think?

priceyfatprude · 09-12-2003, 12:12 AM

Blame Canada! Blame Canada! For all their hockey hullabaloo. And that bitch Anne Murray too.

malina · 09-12-2003, 12:46 AM

some canadians are really nice......

*wink wink*

priceyfatprude · 09-12-2003, 12:54 AM

I was only teasing. I love all things Canadian. Molson Ice, Maple, Moel, Malina, Marguerite.

Oh & buttertarts.

priceyfatprude · 09-12-2003, 12:56 AM

Mmmmmm, buttertarts.

Mmmmmmm, moelie goalie stick, hahahahaHAHAHAHA

priceyfatprude · 09-12-2003, 12:58 AM

Oh, he's in bed. He won't even see this until tomorrow. And then he will laugh.

Miss Malevolent · 09-12-2003, 01:02 AM

That quote is pretty funny.

I've always viewed Canada as the suburbs and the US as the inner city.

I like inner city living though...so to me it ain't a negative.

catbelly · 09-12-2003, 02:02 AM

Oops! Those "P" cities, you know... confusing for someone from the 'burbs

*sigh, hockey* the exhibition games are starting... summer is over.

LOL about Anne Murray being a bitch!!! I am sure my ears will burn when I hear comments about...

CELINE DION

*ducking and running away*

priceyfatprude · 09-12-2003, 03:14 PM

I shall let KittenTumTum in on the joke:

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack Lyrics
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Artist: Lyrics
Song: Blame Canada Lyrics

Sheila(Kyle's mom):Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse

Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?

Boys fathers: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila(Kyle's mom):

No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault

Mrs. Marsh

on't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan

Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to **** myself

Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada

Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country
anyway

Mrs. McCormick:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque

Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
him to expire

Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hullabaloo

Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the trash we must stash the laughter and **** must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

catbelly · 09-14-2003, 04:35 PM

I can't believe I didn't get that reference... I love South Park! Terence & Philip totally crack me up.

dickieC · 09-14-2003, 04:46 PM

Ohhhhh Ca-na-da we stand on guaaaaard forrrr theeee!!!!!

catbelly · 09-14-2003, 06:02 PM

Dickie you know as much of the anthem as lots of us Canajuns

catbelly · 09-14-2003, 06:51 PM

Whoooo I did learn it in elementary school at one point, but I think I must have destroyed that part of my brain in between then and now. I'm going to Montreal soon, maybe I should brush up on that!

catbelly · 09-14-2003, 07:58 PM

Aw, Peg, I was just joking... I really do know the words. And, last year, I actually shed a tear at the Canucks game when people were singing the anthem so freaking loud (and with the correct words, lol) that the designated singer (I think it was Ben Heffner) stopped singing and held the mic up to the crowd. It was really something to see / hear - Canadians aren't really known for being rabidly patriotic or at least publicly demonstrative so to have that many people fvcking BELTING it out was incredible.

malina · 09-14-2003, 08:22 PM

*cough*

i don't understand why people are proud of their nationality... there is no merit! where you are born is a coincidence, nothing else. no?

09-11-2003, 09:18 PM	#1
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Canadians http://www.post-gazette.com/columnis...0sam0730p1.asp You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn't always lock his front door. He wears Dockers. You hardly know he's there. And then one day you discover that he has pot in his basement, spends his weekends at peace marches and that guy you've seen mowing the yard is his spouse. Allow me to introduce Canada. ********************** This article from a Philly newspaper cracked me up. It makes big generalizations about the US, which always makes me feel a bit nuts - but all in all I thought it was a tongue in cheek interesting comparison of Canada and the US. What do you think? Last edited by catbelly : 09-11-2003 at 10:11 PM.

09-12-2003, 12:12 AM	#2
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Blame Canada! Blame Canada! For all their hockey hullabaloo. And that bitch Anne Murray too. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-12-2003, 12:54 AM	#4
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I was only teasing. I love all things Canadian. Molson Ice, Maple, Moel, Malina, Marguerite. Oh & buttertarts. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-12-2003, 12:56 AM	#5
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Mmmmmm, buttertarts. Mmmmmmm, moelie goalie stick, hahahahaHAHAHAHA __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-12-2003, 12:58 AM	#6
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Oh, he's in bed. He won't even see this until tomorrow. And then he will laugh. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-12-2003, 12:46 AM	#3
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	some canadians are really nice...... wink wink

09-12-2003, 01:02 AM	#7
Miss Malevolent Bitch³ Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 155	That quote is pretty funny. I've always viewed Canada as the suburbs and the US as the inner city. I like inner city living though...so to me it ain't a negative. __________________ Marquise De Merteuil: Women are obliged to be far more skillful than men. You can ruin our reputation and our life with a few well-chosen words...And I've succeeded because I've always known I was born to dominate your sex and avenge my own.

09-12-2003, 02:02 AM	#8
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Oops! Those "P" cities, you know... confusing for someone from the 'burbs sigh, hockey the exhibition games are starting... summer is over. LOL about Anne Murray being a bitch!!! I am sure my ears will burn when I hear comments about... CELINE DION ducking and running away

09-12-2003, 03:14 PM	#9
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I shall let KittenTumTum in on the joke: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack Lyrics -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Lyrics Song: Blame Canada Lyrics Sheila(Kyle's mom):Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society? Boys fathers: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila(Kyle's mom): No,blame Canada, blame Canada With all their beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada, we need to form a full assault its canadas fault Mrs. Marshon't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to ** myself Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, blame Canada Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country anyway Mrs. McCormick: My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hullabaloo Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the trash we must stash the laughter and ** must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-14-2003, 04:35 PM	#10
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	I can't believe I didn't get that reference... I love South Park! Terence & Philip totally crack me up.

09-14-2003, 04:46 PM	#11
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	Ohhhhh Ca-na-da we stand on guaaaaard forrrr theeee!!!!! __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

09-14-2003, 06:02 PM	#12
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Dickie you know as much of the anthem as lots of us Canajuns

09-14-2003, 06:51 PM	#13
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Whoooo I did learn it in elementary school at one point, but I think I must have destroyed that part of my brain in between then and now. I'm going to Montreal soon, maybe I should brush up on that!

09-14-2003, 07:58 PM	#14
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Aw, Peg, I was just joking... I really do know the words. And, last year, I actually shed a tear at the Canucks game when people were singing the anthem so freaking loud (and with the correct words, lol) that the designated singer (I think it was Ben Heffner) stopped singing and held the mic up to the crowd. It was really something to see / hear - Canadians aren't really known for being rabidly patriotic or at least publicly demonstrative so to have that many people fvcking BELTING it out was incredible.

09-14-2003, 08:22 PM	#15
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	cough i don't understand why people are proud of their nationality... there is no merit! where you are born is a coincidence, nothing else. no?

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