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Frieda · 05-18-2007, 05:55 PM

i just had a mad laughing fit putting together this device from hell with an attitude:

LOGGA from IKEA. it's cheap, of course, 20 euros.. but it'll take you 45 minutes to put together

and that does not include putting it up on the wall....

smellyrayzin · 05-21-2007, 05:02 AM

craig johnston · 05-21-2007, 05:06 AM

is your dungeon complete now frieda?

Odbe · 05-21-2007, 05:43 AM

That looks like a torture device.

Frieda · 05-21-2007, 06:11 PM

^ and ^^

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.. as well as a nose for using every day items as torture devices

but you can come hang out if you like

brightpearl · 05-22-2007, 06:30 PM

auntie aubrey · 05-22-2007, 10:55 PM

husband and i decided to replace our everyday dishes with a cute set from target. this weekend we picked up everything we could, but their stock in bowls was low and we were only able to get 6 of the 8 we wanted.

tonight we stopped by a different target to see if they had the last two bowls we needed. indeed they did. so we put two bowls in our basket and swung by the grocery area so i could grab a box of cereal for the morning.

as we headed up front to the registers we looked down at our basket and realized what was going on. two of us. two bowls. one box of cereal.

husband looked at me and said, "man. the cashier is going to think we're going to the saddest party ever."

Frieda · 05-23-2007, 05:56 PM

this is probably only funny for people that understand dutch and/or have a weird sense of humor (like myself) but i'm going to try and translate it anyway

> i'm elektra

< and i'm elektra's man, i've come to check demeter

Jack Flanders · 05-23-2007, 07:44 PM

Haha!!!

Bman · 05-23-2007, 07:58 PM

"A vampire cannot enter your home unless you invite him in, but once he has been invited, he can come and go freely. Vampires sometimes masquerade as Girl Scouts or Jehovah's Witnesses for this reason. Before inviting a Girl Scout into your home, make sure she casts a reflection in a mirrior. Just to be safe, never invite a Jehovah's Witness into your home."

from http://sarahdeming.typepad.com/spiralstaircase/
my new favorite blog.

Frieda · 05-24-2007, 04:41 PM

Road works. they moved 3 traffic lanes about 200 meters to the right, whole highway is getting a new layer of asphalt. after 50 meters driving between concrete blocks and in ridiculously small lanes there's a sign that says:

caution - traffic situation changed

oh really??

Veruki · 05-25-2007, 03:07 PM

They say a picture says a thousand words...

this one is just making me laugh hysterically!

daverbee · 05-25-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe

^ Housework can be fun if there are kittens chasing your broom.

I had a dog once who hated the lawn mower. He'd chase it around the yard as I mowed trying to kill it.
When I was a kid we had another dog who used to chase airplanes. We lived under a flight pattern into the old Imeson Airport in Jacksonville. This was in the good ole days of Boeing 707s. Noisy to the point you could hear them coming from 10 miles away.
The dog would run to the side of the yard the plane was coming from and wait. When he could see it he'd start barking and as it passed over the house he'd chase it to the other side of the yard. When it was gone he'd give out one final "ruff" and walk off, happy knowing he'd saved us from one of those things again.

Veruki · 05-25-2007, 05:15 PM

Truman Capote's aunt...

05-18-2007, 03:31 PM	#2731
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	__________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

05-18-2007, 05:55 PM	#2732
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	i just had a mad laughing fit putting together this device from hell with an attitude: LOGGA from IKEA. it's cheap, of course, 20 euros.. but it'll take you 45 minutes to put together and that does not include putting it up on the wall.... __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

05-21-2007, 05:02 AM	#2733
smellyrayzin mrs. self destruct Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: arizizooona Posts: 643	__________________ therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free. + my website + my photo site

05-21-2007, 05:06 AM	#2734
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	is your dungeon complete now frieda? __________________ the tea leaf family

05-21-2007, 06:11 PM	#2736
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	^ and ^^ beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.. as well as a nose for using every day items as torture devices but you can come hang out if you like __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

05-21-2007, 05:43 AM	#2735
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	That looks like a torture device.

05-22-2007, 06:30 PM	#2737
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749

05-22-2007, 10:55 PM	#2738
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	husband and i decided to replace our everyday dishes with a cute set from target. this weekend we picked up everything we could, but their stock in bowls was low and we were only able to get 6 of the 8 we wanted. tonight we stopped by a different target to see if they had the last two bowls we needed. indeed they did. so we put two bowls in our basket and swung by the grocery area so i could grab a box of cereal for the morning. as we headed up front to the registers we looked down at our basket and realized what was going on. two of us. two bowls. one box of cereal. husband looked at me and said, "man. the cashier is going to think we're going to the saddest party ever." __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

05-23-2007, 05:56 PM	#2739
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	this is probably only funny for people that understand dutch and/or have a weird sense of humor (like myself) but i'm going to try and translate it anyway > i'm elektra < and i'm elektra's man, i've come to check demeter __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

05-23-2007, 07:44 PM	#2740
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Haha!!!

05-23-2007, 07:58 PM	#2741
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	"A vampire cannot enter your home unless you invite him in, but once he has been invited, he can come and go freely. Vampires sometimes masquerade as Girl Scouts or Jehovah's Witnesses for this reason. Before inviting a Girl Scout into your home, make sure she casts a reflection in a mirrior. Just to be safe, never invite a Jehovah's Witness into your home." from http://sarahdeming.typepad.com/spiralstaircase/ my new favorite blog.

05-24-2007, 04:41 PM	#2742
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	Road works. they moved 3 traffic lanes about 200 meters to the right, whole highway is getting a new layer of asphalt. after 50 meters driving between concrete blocks and in ridiculously small lanes there's a sign that says: caution - traffic situation changed oh really?? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

05-25-2007, 03:07 PM	#2743
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	They say a picture says a thousand words... this one is just making me laugh hysterically! __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

05-25-2007, 05:15 PM	#2745
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	Truman Capote's aunt... __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

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